Tfw to intelligent to read books

>tfw to intelligent to read books

Agred.

c'mon, you can do better than this

>tfw exclusively read The Bible

dance with me

>tfw to intelligent to read books
>tfw to
>to
>TO

Nice try.

pleb

Kill me

You won't be calling me a pleb when you're burning in hell for eternity.

No, I'll be in heaven calling you a pleb

Wishful thinking.

Same for you, friend

>to

I bet you haven't even accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

Shouldn't you be reading the Bible right now?

Who says i'm not?

Alright, well don't sleep tonight, because you could be reading the Bible instead.

I have two eyes retard

kek

>Mark 10:18
>Even Jesus didnt accept himself as the lord and savior.

how do you know OP wasn't just baiting you into assuming he was a troll, so you'd post this image and feel stupid for not seeing how many steps ahead of you he was with his epic troll?

wasn't he baiting some scribes there though?

>two people enjoying themselves

Seems like a squared negative to me; in the end it's no different than two people happily conversing with sincerity.

I think Jesus speaks in allegory and symbol so much that when he is just straight with people they try to find hidden meaning.

People get all bent out of shape about Matthew 10:34 when he was clearly just annoyed that people werent really listening to him and was being honest about how divisive his teachings were probably going to be, and he was right.

>Blessed are the MEEK for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

>God opposes the proud, but gives grace to the humble.

>The Lord sets his face against the proud, to tear down their works.

This sort of condescending attitude is completely antithetical to Christianity.

It's ugly
Might as well fart at each other

You're ugly