Sci Humor Thread

What do you call a gay mathematician?

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A homosexual?

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[math]\lim\limits_{t\to \infty}\text{Veeky Forums} = /b/[/math]

Every time I read "homogeneous" I pronounce it as "homo-gene-ass"

but who was t

there was a physicist called Wolfgang Paul and he called Pauli his imaginary part
i find this amusing

Time? idk, these faggots need to define their terms.

I fucking waited all year in HS for my physics teacher to set me up for that joke and he never did! I am still a little pissed cause I always thought it was hilarious.

How did the mathematician fix his constipation problem?

[math] \mathbf{Spoiler} % He worked it out with a pencil [/math]

I get that but where is t in function

what the fuck is topology even about?

t. not-stem

>losing my shit at loaf of werewolf bread

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What do you call a parrot who didn't get any crackers?

coffee mug = donut
XDDD

>you sold me a dead curve

Basically, the study of spaces and what you can do with them/what happens in them.

It's only for raging autists who have a fetish for pathologies.

Jokes with Einstein thread?

OP's name

jokes on you, I inhale cock like its my job.
also I'm an engineer

Sooo... it flatlined?

the joke is in the file name egg suckers

Shitposting

Philosophers do not have brains.

Polynomial. Poly no meal

X = 9
X + Y = 20
X / Y = best day of my life

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that was almost as funny as the real 9/11

??????????? wow fuck off that's the worst joke i've heard in weeks

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

I think an analyst would have been a better answer

nobody has brains because they cannot know nuffin

Homogenius

pic related is the only one that made me smile in rl, rest leaves me cold tbqh

>t. I merely passed the pointset topology course

you guys are humorless brainlets

Homology, homomorphism, homotopy, homogeneous, homoclinic orbits, homothetic centers...

Oh I get it now mathematicians are supposed to all be geniuses so it's homogeneous

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underrated

what is the picture referring to?

Celebi-yau manifolds

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no i mean the background picture

A forest and a boardwalk. and apache attack helicopters.

lel

homogenous

homo: same

geneous: composition

same composition.

i don't see where the humor is. are you a brainlet, by chance?

no homo

>anaLYST
I geddit

Cuz they go inside each other and are the same. Can't use that big nuron firer you got there eh?

i don't get the joke. specifically the second formula

exe lent giggle

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Euler-lagrange equation.
Most classical mechanics problems are trivial in the calculus of variations

Now that's a horrifying interpretation of the hairy ball theorem.

lrn2gogle. it references a mentally challenged snowflake

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wtf is that solution

>Most classical mechanics problems are trivial in the calculus of variations

That is incredibly untrue. The only trivial step is deriving the equations of motion.

Coming up with the proper Lagrangian and solving the equations of motion are both still difficult.

It's not dead, it's resting.

My clac2 professor actually said this to the class

>"I think students struggle with series and sequences because its difficult to get them engaged. Believe me, took 3 tries for my wife to say yes."

That's fucking gorgeous

Well if we don't ignore the butthole-mouth connection we get a donut. It's not hard to comb a donut smooth

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What does a chemist call a ffm threesome?
"Double Bonding"

A physicist?
"Double slit experiment"

An engineer?
"Fucking gross, man"

You have to assume the function has been simplified and t is gone

it's funny because it implies that he married a student

Classic

has anyone tried to find the thing butthurt baby was talking about?

Love this one