T - 12 Days

What are the chances of this thing not exploding just like the last few, Veeky Forums?

Personally, I'd give this mission a 15% chance of success.

Dual-use payload?

They did blow up a jew sattellite last time, so we shouldn't be too unhappy about the loss.

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10 Iridium Next communications satellites
investor.iridium.com/releasedetail.cfm?releaseid=975723
Iridium Next Seen as Likely Host For MDA's Kill Assessment Sensors
spacenews.com/iridium-next-seen-as-likely-host-for-mdas-kill-assessment-sensors/

Business as usual.

did customer opt for the fully fuelled rehearsal?

I can't imagine SpaceX offered it.

His engines are ready, clamps weak, fuel is heavy
There's icing on his panels already, Elon's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks he looks calm and ready to lift off
But he keeps on forgetting, when he'll touch down
The launch pad goes so loud
He opens his valves, but the thrust won't come out
He's choking how, ULA's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there pulls gravity
Oh, there goes Falcon, he choked
He's so bad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't lift it, he knows his whole back's to these loads
It don't matter, he'll cope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile pad, that's when it's
Back to the VAB again

That's really good, though. Here, sir, have this internet :^)

>spacenews.com/iridium-next-seen-as-likely-host-for-mdas-kill-assessment-sensors/
Don't the have any real pictures of satellites to use?