Hey user, whatcha' reading?

>Hey user, whatcha' reading?
>Uhh, Moby Dick, haha.
>Oh! I've read that before! It was great!
>Wow, cool. What'd you like about it?
>Oh, I don't know. Just, everything

Why are normies so stupid?

What is it with Veeky Forums now and moby dick. make shitty threads about other fucking books you stupid mong

maybe ask a better question you dumb fucking autist

something more CONCRETE?

fucks sake get your shit together

You missed the opportunity of a lifetime, op

>ey toots, you wanna see my moby dick ?

I fucking hate those kinds of normie. They're infinitely worse than plebs. They're plebs who think they're patrician.
Moby does not sound like the kind of adjective you'd want associated with your dick.

Stop replying to these threads seriously and actively. You are ruining the quality of the board. Thank you, god bless.

Good point.

>i've read that before! it was great!
>wow, cool. what'd you like about it?
>t-the uhh prose was good

why is Veeky Forums so stupid

the prose fucking sucked stupid the cool ape guy was the one thing saving the story from going downhill, saging my own thread becasue i'm cancer sorry guys

I think it has to do with the fact that a typical person can't dispense a thematic analysis of a book on the spot. Especially if they haven't read the book in the last month.

It gets depressing after a while. Its the same thing with >oh you like them too? What's your favorite album?
>oh I don't really know albums.
Which I know I hear all the fucking time. Not sure if its wrong to expect more or what, but it sure brings me down after a while.

>What'd you like about it?
Yeah. Normies are pretty fucking stupid.

>tuh-the
You are so fucking dumb. Do no post again.

I don't rememember anything about concrete in Moby Dick.

Oh wow, I completely misread OP. I thought the
>Why are normies so stupid?
was also quoted.

>normal people can live meaningful lives without ever having to read a single piece of literature after college
>They're the stupid ones

Completing your yearly book challenge will never feel half as good as actual sex user.

>Hey user, whatcha'reading?
>ÜBER ALLES MEIN FÜHRER!
>w-what user are you ok?
>SO WIE WIR KÄMPFEN ARBEITE DÚ FÜR DEN SIEG

You aren't reading über alles at all there.

>I thought that was the spine of Mein Kampf
>if it was it would the biggest meme
>bigger than IJ and Bottoms Dream
>and everyone would own it

i don't think you could physically bind a book that big

That's why it's not in his shelf, retard

>reading before class
>girl who sits next to me asks me what book I'm reading
>"Ulysses."
>"Hmm, sounds interesting user. I've never heard of it."
Seriously what a dumb cunt. I "accidentally" backed into her car when I left.

I don't know, but I would like to think I had a part in starting it.

I admit this is out of context and I don't really know anything about the situation, but desu, you seem to be the one acting like a dumb cunt.

its clearly a joke retard

Oh, man, I fucking hate it when this happens. I was talking to someone about politics and suggested that they read Democracy: The God That Failed because they seemed like they would enjoy Hoppe. I'm a libertarian socialist so I strongly disagree with Hoppe. Anyways, this girl who was kind of in our conversation too but not contributing much to it claimed that she had read the book. I asked her a couple questions about it and she was clearly lying. She also lied about listening to the band Loma Prieta and some other stuff that I forget. She was nice and all but man, it sure was frustrating to hear her lying constantly. I don't understand why she did that.

Wait, really? Idk, man. I can see the hate, but I can still love a band, and not really have a favorite album. I went through all of modest mouse's albums a couple years ago, and handpicked a few songs from each that I love and still listen today. Still, I tell myself I need to listen to albums at least 3 or 4 times before I put them to the side.

>What are you reading, user?
>Uh, Heretics of Dune...
>Wow, I loved Dune! That's an awesome book!
>Yeah? Should I keep reading through the series? Everyone is telling me no.
>Huh? There's more than one Dune?

It's not like anyone on this board can speak intelligently on this novel, either.

"Oh it's about man vs nature"

seriously should I keep reading the Dune series?

Shirer's book is noot good

>come back to Veeky Forums after a while and people are using "normie"

time to leave again

This is an unsually bad day.

is this a meme

Books two and three are okay

>Hey user, whatcha' reading?
Fuck you if you do this

>qt interrupts you reading
y-yeah why does this always happen

>hey user, watcha reading?
>y-you too

Lost.