Why do people like this shit, it's disgusting

You people are crazy. Celery has an extremely inoffensive flavor and its key quality in this application, a texture that is almost ideal for scrubbing capsaicin off the inside of your mouth, especially coupled with a little creamy dressing. Wash all that shit down with a draft beer. Fuck.

You're already eating fried chicken for fuck's sake have some decency. I bet you suck down that KFC "honey sauce" too.

Why the fuck would you even bother eating hot wings if your immediate reaction is to scrub the capsaicin out of your mouth. If you can't handle the heat, order the honey BBQ...

>someone eating different from myself makes me upset

Because of the patterned variations in taste. Hot spicy crispy wings then crunchy celery then the grainy bubbly beer then repeat the process. Fucking awesome. Also, very spicy food feels good as you digest it but I'm glad you feel good about yourself because you can focus entirely on one flavor. Very manly.

Oh no, it has nothing to do with what you eat, it's that you said it in the most faggiest way possible. We know you are from reddit. Telling others to go back there won't work. We can smell your kind, like old cheese and sex sweat, even tho you're a virgin...

Fuck off, faggot. I'm trying to curtail OP's shit thread and then you come along and bitch about stupid shit like sugar in a sauce. Unless you are OP, then fuck you twice.

I don't think you know what "curtail" means. That's my response to that.

You're right, I do always focus on one flavor. I always order the hottest wings they have available. No ranch or blue cheese dressing. I like the burn.

nice b8, m8. everyone above this post fell for it