Is this true?

Is this true?

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>emotional warmth
Ehhh whe?

It's true for me ;(

I think you're looking fort more than just emotional warmth if you're craving warm and wet hugs.

It's a retarded study, but if you have the time to take long showers then you're probably alone.

>psychology
>hard science

this desu

I put my shower on facemeltingy hot.
I generally dislike dealing with people and avoid them. But It's been so long since I've touched another human being I'm not even interested in sex anymore, just a hug would be fine ;_;

I usually take 2 5-10 minute hot showers a day and I haven't talked to anyone since dinner yesterday. And I'm living in college dorms surrounded by guys my age.

>extra long extra hot showers
aaaaaaaaa

How can people shower in 5 minutes? I never understood this.

>wet body
>shampoo hair
>rinse hair
>shampoo private areas and face/beard
>rinse
>scrub down your whole body with a soapy sponge/washcloth
>rinse

All that in 5 fucking minutes?

I'd rather have no friends than to take cold showers desu

I don't feel the need to imbibe Jewish chemicals through my skin every day. Washing my hair one a week is plenty to keep it from drying out and I alternate between rinsing and washing my body, which I will usually do in my second and longer shower.

>amerifilths

>shower once a month if lucky
>scrub my ass and balls with wet wipes and alcohol after every shit
>same for my pits every morning
>wash hair in a basin every week or so
>homeless life

>psychology
>science

FTFY

One sos pad does all of this in 5 mins

I take a shower once every two weeks, and that is without soap. (Skin feels great)

This is terrible wrong.

The psychology isn't a science meme is retarded bullshit
>blogs.scientificamerican.com/the-curious-wavefunction/is-psychology-a-e2809creale2809d-science-does-it-really-matter/

so...shower less and for shorter periods and i'll have more friends?
is that how this works?

yeah prolly not

>blog

spoken like a true psychologist

>thread is full of faggots self diagnosing
>"oh my god I have this symptom too!"

OK
yeah - about 45 min to 1 hour?
is that long (or 'lonely')

Oh fuck, I'm in the shower right now. Been like an 45 min already

It's true for me too.

I consider myself lonely but take short cold showers.

i only take baths once every 2 or 3 months and they tend to be long so yeah i think this is true

The time it takes me to shower depends on whether I've done any exercise before it or not.

t. Pajeet

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Non thinker detected.

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more like

>30 minutes of self reflection
>15 minutes of fantasizing shit
>10 minutes of singing
>2 minutes of washing hair and body
>5 minutes of getting ready for the cold outside your shower

>(((psychology)))
maybe its just fuckin cold you cunt
maybe im just fuckin jerkin my gherkin

nigga i just fap alot

Thirded.

>Researchers believe they subconsciously use hot baths and showers as a substitute for emotional warmth

Why do these "researchers" have to void any credibility they have with their retarded assumptions and giving away that they're psychologists and not scientists?

>Post on a community full of lonely, isolated nerds
>Everyone who takes long/hot showers go "so true XDD"
The study must be true!

I take long hot showers with my gf.

Explain this Yalefags.

>(((Tannenbaum)))

Simple: Despite having a gf, you still feel lonely and isolated

I take a shower twice a week.

kek

I'm just not motivated to do anything in life. I have the freedom to take fucklong showers because I'm in no hurry to get out. Besides, it's winter.

>i take long showers because there's nothing outside the bathroom worth getting out for

oh fug, it all makes sense now

I am quite alone and isolated, and do take long showers. But I don't actually feel lonely. Not sure if this should could as a positive or negative data point.

Yes because I never shower and eat soup for emotional warmth

Open cold shower
Wet myself
Shampoo quickly
Soap in my joints, face, neck, shoulders, arms, back, abdomen,legs, feet.
Wet myself
Get out.

What's so complex?

I can shower in 2-3 minutes if I have to, it's just much nicer to zone out in warm water

>homeless
>still has access to the internet enough to waste time here
Every day I'm reminded that we're really living in a cyberpunk dystopia

I actually take longer showers because it's one of the few times I can feel like there's no pot-addicted asshole sleeping on my couch
It's nice to get away