What's a good dish I can cook for the bf to get him in the mood to get dicked all night long? I was thinking of something light; preferably Italian, something that goes well with wine. Or maybe a salmon dish served with asparagus.
As for Italian dishes, I was thinking of pasta alla puttanesca. What do you cu/ck/s recommend?
Colton Peterson
oysters, fellow fag
Joshua Lopez
>LOL HEY GUYS I'M GAY LOOK AT MEEEE!
Sage!
Elijah Butler
>what can I feed a man so he wants to take my dick in his ass?
thai or Filipino food. They are all faggots.
Zachary Long
I'd honestly recommend not eating anything at all immediately prior if you plan on doing butt stuff. Even if it's not the food you just ate, whatever you ate earlier in the day will start to move in response.
Sebastian Hernandez
Arsenic
Asher Kelly
t.triggered /pol/tards
Brandon Evans
Did you forget how to get to reddit? You lost, poof?
Colton Scott
Am I a "/pol/tard" if I find graphic displays of male homosexuality a bit gross to look at? Not "triggered," but I'd rather not see that when I'm thinking about food. I also don't think people should be encouraged to kill them for their gayness though, and apparently that also makes me a /pol/tard, for standing against the teaching of Islam. I guess I better start learning how to be a Nazi.
Sage because your image disturbs my appetite.
Jackson Rivera
'sup triggered /pol/tard
Juan Nguyen
Years Well well well if it isn't reddit
Robert Lewis
Something spicy, chili with beans perhaps. Plenty of fibre. Laxatives. Roofies. Enjoy the wet bum fun!
Mason Carter
/pol/ actually. Faggot
Jason Martin
how about some horse cock served with bull balls? not that light but sure gets you in the mood for some cock
Jack Robinson
btw I'm a gril :3
Levi Hernandez
No, you're a guy with mental illness.
Hunter White
solid thread
Easton Ward
what an amazing first post to see when going on this board for the first time also lol op ur gay xd
Carson White
I dunno what it is, but two men together seems so unnatural and disgusting. But I have no problem whatsoever if two women want to get it on.
Gabriel Taylor
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Ryan Harris
Oysters are great. But some fish that doesn't stink works well, like sea bass cooked sous vide in rosemary and thyme. My most successful meal for this seems to be a pasta dish with salmon, cream, and chillies. Will post recipe if O can fi
Hunter Long
How about some cock with a little bit of shit and lube on it?
Levi Martinez
Just make sure to serve lots of tea. Faggots love that shit.
Wyatt Miller
Hmm. I'd probably do the little penis shaped pasta over creamy Alfredo for laughs. Slip a cock ring into his wine glass to get the point across. And some real nice traffic cones to sit on at the dinner table.
Josiah Williams
I'm gay & /pol/. What now?
Nolan Anderson
>pasta alla puttanesca
Made that for a girl I was dating for a little while, turns out it means pasta prostitute style. Haven't seen her in years.
Evan Bell
Same
Christopher Cox
Just put your dick on a plate
Evan Evans
I'm a penis virgin but I'm curious about meeting a guy on grinder to let him put it in my butt, I'm just worried I might poop or smell or something. I dunno.
Jose Gutierrez
Taco bell and ghb
Alexander Lewis
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
REPORT
Adrian Gutierrez
With a drizzle of tomato sauce to be licked off.
Lucas Wilson
I'd imagine bear sex smells fucking abhorrent.
Both dude's diets are essentially meat, cheese and beer
why not settle for an obedient Filipino twink or eccentric Puerto Rican slut?
Jordan Cruz
>Twink You might as well be straight if you want to fuck a guy that can pass for a girl
Zachary Reed
this is the same mental illness that makes "chicks with dicks" a commonplace. men have penises. .
Lucas Adams
subtle cultural conditioning
Noah Williams
I dunno what it is, but seeing a man and woman together seems so unnatural and disgusting. But I have no problem whatsoever if two men want to get it on.
Josiah Fisher
you might have an intolerance to eggs
that's kind of how it starts
try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up
Luke Martin
Yeah, exactly, reddit
Robert Parker
>man and woman together >unnatural Sounds like your guts aren't tolerant to eggs.
Josiah Barnes
>falling for the vaginal jew
Back to Plebbit you go, white knights
Joshua Turner
>flying for the extremophile bacteria
Back to DeviantArt you go, meme benis
Jeremiah Miller
Kys
Josiah James
Asparagus will make your urine smell bad and probably also your dick so I'd stay away from it.
Someone mentioned oysters, those are an aphrodisiac so they can be very romantic if you prepare them right. They also boost sperm production. Dark chocolate does this as well in addition to just being a very sexy dessert food in general. If you want maximum romance, do a three-course meal.
If you're going Italian, stay away from Garlic or you might not get any big bristly kisses from him later in the evening, tiger.
Have fun and tell us how it went.
Cameron Martinez
Fuck off jew fag. We all know your kind infiltrated reddit with the Jew agenda years ago.
Samuel Gray
...
Bentley Turner
It means you are fucked in the heda and/or brainwashed
Ian Carter
It's because you're not a raging homo. Women can be hot but the reality is you'd puke if you saw two bulldykes going at it.
Jacob Clark
fuck off, faggot
Owen Robinson
This has me barely holding back tears of joy. Thank you user, you made my day.
Aaron Bennett
I wish I had bear bf
Luis Hill
We get it OP you're gay.
As an user stated earlier Oysters and Chocolate are generally good mood-setters but nothing will straight make him lust after your dick.
AVOID: - tofu: I heard that Japanese housewives who wants less sex feed their husbands this.
Chocolate is frequently recommended, but it primary works on women only.
Lincoln Morales
>eating before fucking Nah son. Just bang before dinner, it's what me and my girlfriend do.
Parker Reyes
I have a feeling OP posted this because some guy made a post about what to feed a girl in preparation for a night of deep dicking.
But eh, chill out. Or freak out because you are jealous that OP won't be sucked dry in a non-fun way comes Valentine's Day or ever worried that his fuckbuddy was faking it and is laughing at his lovemaking skills the following girls-night-out.
Jonathan Perez
Red chilli pepper is suppose to be an aphrodisiac too.
One way I eat pasta (especially winter), is to mix red pepper flakes into olive oil. Then tomato paste.
!!!! If oral sex is on the menu, make sure you don't go directly in after spicy food obviously.