Science of cocksucking

What is the optimal way to learn (or teach for that matter) blowing dicks? Is this just practice + passion or does one have to analyze every session as well, breaking it down and making conclusions on where to direct the focus next time?
Are there any relevant equations, that would showcase respective aspects of slopping the johnson?

I don't know. Ask OP.

well memed pharm

Are you procrastinating OP?

As much suction as possible, steady rhythm. That's 100% of blowing dicks.

Nothing else makes me more frustrated than some slut switching technique just as I'm about to cum because she wants to impress me or something.

>What is the optimal way to learn (or teach for that matter) blowing dicks?

Pure mathematics research.

I'd like to add the technique employed for blowjobs can be applied to cunnilingus, by treating the clitoris as a dick. Obviously, there are a lot more parts to consider with the vulva as a whole, but it is something that is good to utilize.

Pls be a girl.

>he cares who's suckin

Get an engineering degree.

>mfw assblasted engineers start posting

Sucking cock isn't science; it's an art.

Sorry if I'm not an engineer.

So there are several factors to take into account.
1. Variability, no matter how good you are at doing a specific dick sucking technique a guy will get bored. They want variation and interesting sensations.
2. Pressure, how much force to apply to the specific areas without being too light or too hard. For example applying pressure to the base and shaft will maintain the rigidity of an erection while pressure in a milking motion up the urethra as well as the small triangle of space where the glans pulls up towards the piss slit will cause them to cum.
3. Ensuring enough time is spent on both the balls and the dick itself.
4.Temperature. The balls and dick require different heats to remain comfortable and while sucking a cock the saliva may come down and cause the balls to become cold and retract.
5. Personal preferences, dude may like a long sloppy bj or to have their cock drained nice and quick like.

You should be able to solve this.

>will cause them to cum
Detected a cunt! TITS OR GTFO!
>enough time is spent on both the balls
Bullshit, nobody gives a fuck about balls. You watch too many porns.

> implying every shot is equally velocious
> implying every shot is no longer than the face
5 for trying

I happen to be an expert on this subject. Ask me anything.

Are you a faggot? Cause if you are, I can't take your advice, since that would make me a faggot as well.

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>Bullshit, nobody gives a fuck about balls. You watch too many porns

No one has ever sucked my balls: the post

If you're a non faggot male, why would you want dicksucking advice? Is it engineers homework?

I've sucked mine. Does it count?

For gf you fucking retard. Why else?

> he doesn't know about heterosexual cocksucking
Ffs it's 2020 - 4 m2^3.

He's right though, getting your balls sucked is really boring

t. faggot physicist

Is it lonely among all those hot bitches? Do you suck your profs dick for grades?

So that's why they introduced STEAM!

The most important thing is to make your partner believe (at best by doing it sincerely) that you love this dick in particular and how much fun the activity of sucking it is.

(Then doing put strong preasure on one spot too long and doing contact skin and teeth)

But what if it's (me) a rational person who has no evidence for such an implied claim?

Consider it an experiment in linear regression. You can even get fancier and consider a lasso regression if you want.

Come up with several variables, such as amount of licking or sucking or pressure or twisting you apply, or presence/absence of scrotum play, and then relate those to an output variable, such as "length of time before orgasm" or "perceived enjoyment reported by your partner".

Run the model and determine the optimum amount of each activity to produce the best orgasm.

Holy shit this whole fucking thread jesus christ my sides.

I can almost never cum from a blow job, but a couple of time I received bow jobs from what were clearly true masters of the art. In these cases, it was impossible to hold back the cum. It was clear that these craftsmen have perfected their art by studying the field for many years.

I couldn't tell you precisely what they do differently. All I can say is that they were truly acrobatic performances.

> perceived enjoyment
RECEIVED you pretentious fucking faggot.

You never had a gf have you?

You're quibbling over the distinction between perceived and received and you're saying I'm the pretentious one?

No.

Just a rape partner.