So theoretical situation, you have a hot gril coming around but all your bookshelves are full with unerotic authors like Gaddis, DeLillo, Ibsen, Sophocles, etc.
What novels, poetry, etc. would you buy to appeal to the gril?
So theoretical situation...
Josiah Davis
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Landon Jenkins
It would turn me on if you had a record collection instead, along with a book shelf. if you just have a book shelf there's no book that's going to be an instant turn on, books aren't really meant for sex in any capacity, unless it's some sex therapy shit which is pretty creepy.
Put yourself in the opposite shoes, is there honestly any book that will turn you on more to your partner? Probably not. Being invested in multiple forms of media is much more evident you're not a total waste of time.
But if you're just looking for casual sex from some bored broad than I don't think it matters
>inb4 it's because w-w-women can't read!!
No it's because reading occupies a space totally different from sex, usually alone.
Mason Ramirez
>fucking girls
lmao what a faggot
Jeremiah Lee
lol i dunno, i get dyke pussy wet with my gorilla dick
and my super confident flirting. it works (with older women who are insecure and dont get fucked much by their hubbies) no lie
Matthew Lewis
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Wyatt Morgan
Foreign language hardbacks with gold lettering. Bitches love gold lettering.
Joshua Long
philosophical tomes of german idealism. Maybe a couple sets of volumetric histories of barbarous kings
Daniel Jones
Yeah but what kind of records? Is Gardiner conducting Mozart sexier than Led Zeppelin IV? Is Gould (the autist's choice) worse than Rubinstein (the womanizer)?
Charles Martin
>Put yourself in the opposite shoes, is there honestly any book that will turn you on more to your partner?
An open mind is sexy. So if she had the stomach for something like naked lunch or lolita, then yes.
Isaiah Williams
YA, fantasy dystopian novel series with grill as protagonist, some romance... you know, uber shit