"So it says on your resume you have in interest in literature. What is your favorite book, user?"
"So it says on your resume you have in interest in literature. What is your favorite book, user?"
Landon Bailey
Jacob Myers
Resurrection. I'm not Veeky Forums so I've not got meme-literature to fall back on.
Mason Edwards
Ride the Tiger by Julius Ebola.
Sebastian Cruz
did you finish it?
Cameron Torres
Ready Player One
I always get upvoted when quoting it on Veeky Forums XD
Jonathan Nelson
I have transcended the arbitrary arrangement of texts into "books". I have a text-to-speech software constantly narrating me the output of a recurrent neural net trained on the Dead Sea Scrolls with a very strong Indian accent downpitched into the infrasound range and produced by a speaker implanted into my jawbone. What about you?
Hudson Morris
Ulysses you Cuck
Evan Moore
investment banking 101 by dwight a. marketcuck
Nicholas Wilson
Lolita.
Which may not be the best interview option.
Asher Cook
>Not in latin
Get the fuck out
Henry Williams
this kind of questions turn me into an autistic helpless nigger
I usually say Don Quixote
Lucas Russell
Three Steps to Banging Your Interviewer. By me. It's not ready yet, I still need to do more field study.
Brandon Russell
10 little niggers
Leo Adams
Babyfucker.
Carter Lopez
The Hunger Games
Luis Roberts
I absolutely did NOT type this on my resumé.
Adam Campbell
Cute chicks with hairy pussies - the story of Eastern Pornography.
Michael Ortiz
those are ducklings, you moron.
Cooper Price
What are you talking about, I named my favorite book and you're here talking about ducklings, you silly creature.
Samuel Cook
>listing interests on your resume
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Samuel Hughes
I'm many things, but a cuck ain't one of them.
Parker Hall
Harry Potter!
Charles Sullivan
...
William Cook
...
Nolan Cox
the god delusion
Nathaniel Barnes
Many companies want to know about your hobbies and if they support the skills needed at your job or your mental compatibility with the team.
Austin Perez
smooooooooth
Isaac Phillips
>Ride the Tiger
This is some next level fetish you fucking sicko.
Nolan Martin
>Latin
>Not an entirely invented language
Fucking newfag needing words written down and taught to you
Andrew King
...you're hired!
Hunter Roberts
They want to know that whether or not you are a drone because they don't want you having a life that will impede on your ability to slave away for them. Literature is one of the worst hobbies to put down because they may suspect you of being a free thinker