Post a Haiku

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five syllabe
poetry for weeabos
my diary desu

Wanked it to Cara
But she caught me doing it
Now banned from Veeky Forums

Golden leaves on pond,
Playful frog, splash, Google car
Couldn't read street sign

Veeky Forums is a shit board
At night I still browse
Why? Stirner May Mays

enjoy your ban, man
i hope you come back later
take care please, sempai

420 smoke dope
kamikaze chem trail, the
absolute madman

I am a cool guy
You know the type, very cool
Being cool is sweet

Sitting at my desk
when who should I see walk by
A fucking pedo

Four leaves bond us
Never known nor strangers to be.
Blinds' close, light's gone.

a rebel
revealling dongus
humongous

So Clinton will win
And who is responsible?
La Li Lu Le Lo

No, fuck you OP.
Get off my board, frog poster.
DFW is trash.

meme arrows err'where
DFW is, here, the man.
Welcome to Veeky Forums.

can't even get
a goddamn text back
from my girl

i claim tfw
in vain hope that someone will
really know tfw

Lurking yesterday
A thread acknowledged Chomsky
There is still hope yet.

A symbol of hate,
but all I really wanted,
chicken tendie plates

9/11? Jews.
Jet fuel? Can't melt steel beams
Trump? 2016.

A jiyuritsu (自由律 free form) haiku:

Like the descent of their
last end, upon
all the living and the dead.

Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there, too.

Little white dicks
BIG BLACK COCKS
BLACKED dot com when?

Rancid noisy farts
Exploding from my anus
Wasn't me I said

Underrated. It keeps improving with every reading.

Sweeter than fruit
I hold on to fading tastes
Succy succ my meme please

Ò Hilaria,
Non stumpavisti Divum
Cæsarem. Laus Kek.

There are some who say,
my milkshake brings all the boys.
It's better than yours.

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