This motherfucker slaps ur gf's ass

this motherfucker slaps ur gf's ass

what u do?

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It must have already done so since I don't have a gf

I doubt our black holes can affect the 2d.

I'll go inside him so that I can alter time to where he doesn't slap her ass

i'll explain how muh IQ is over 400 and he shouldn't mess with me

Drop a FUCKING NUKE on him.

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Sorry buddy, not even your waifu is safe.

How can it slap anything if time doesn't exist inside it?

You're trying to stab water, that won't affect a black hole

turn 360ยบ and continue to fall into him for the rest of eternity

hot

no u

Drop shit tons of anti matter on it. Poof, its gone. But so is gf ;_;

You just made it bigger you baka.

It would only appear as though you take eternity to fall in for external observers.

Nothing because it absorbed the light before I could observe him doing it.

I get a bigger black hole to come kick its ass

Accept death as I fall past the event horizon just like she did.

2d is a subset of 3d dumbass

Periodically steal energy and angular momentum from his ergosphere until the motherfucker spins down. Then I orbit him for eternity, directing all nearby matter away from him and watch the motherfucker evaporate.

Read my mind senpai

>you're cruising near the center of the milky way
>then this black hole comes up and slaps your space ship
what do?

Wait until my gf's ass comes back from event horizon
>I'm not a smart man

whitey(hole) mad that his event horizon is small

white women CRAVE the BIG BLACK HOLE

That's pretty brutal

get spagettified

SUCC

this
get him as a new gf

Shit this picture is so old.

Used it on a powerpoint about Black Holes when I was nine. That was the day we discovered wikipedia, and the wonders of copy and paste. So much work disappeared...

I eat it's ass

Everybody knows black holes give the good succ.

Fight it in a harpoon propelled spacesuit with phillip glass playing in the background

Lube myself up and dive in.

Gravitational attraction of matter and antimatter is yet to be proven

Dunp anti-matter into it until the singularity is anihilated.

[spoiler]BLACKED[/spoiler]

But what if I had a spaghettification fetish?