> go to starbucks
> see this
> wat do
go to starbucks
Jace Carter
Hudson Thompson
Turn yourself in to the police for defacing bank notes, supporting multinationals and being a hipster.
Justin Jackson
SOMEONE left it there on purpose, man!
Jacob Thomas
Lol that's actually a crime in your country
Sebastian Mitchell
Nice fiver Grandad
Leo Ramirez
try not to cry
cry
a lot
leave 49p tip
Daniel Martinez
Check the 49th space in the parking lot.
Carter Cooper
underrated
Camden Butler
It is but also no one is going to convict you for it.
Ian Adams
What's up with the banknotes in Scotland?
Ryan Cook
LEGAL TENDER
Thomas Morales
can you actually go to the head office and get five pounds sterling?
Justin Campbell
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Nathan Taylor
No, Gold (/Silver) Standard is dead
Which was a good decision btw
Easton Cooper
I fall into paranoia and read about the history of the nearest post office
Angel Robinson
>Which was a good decision btw
Why I oughtta...
Noah Long
Trystero trystero trystero trystero fuck thurn and taxis and Angelo
Jace Morgan
>they missed the chance to put old-age queen on
why.jpg
Owen Russell
Austrians are only a meme
Nicholas Rivera
It's illegal in many countries but it is there to stop large scale fraud in bulk, not over a single item.
Jaxon Foster
Cross yourself. You've been sigil'd
Joshua Sanchez
>go to starbucks
turn around, leave
Juan Edwards
> exit the starbucks
> you were just inside a smaller starbucks inside a larger starbucks
Charles Cook
>can't escape from the starbucks dimension no matter what you do
>order a black coffee with no sugar
Samuel Myers
My favorite one is the one where the Starbucks Mall has a competitor coffeeshop inside but then that in turn has a Starbucks in its broom closet
Aaron Rodriguez
Eh, they're surprisingly relevant for their influence. I quite like, as an unexpected counterpoint, Friednman pretty much endorsing bitcoin (in a sense "Fiat isn't enough!").
I agree tho, stupid as shit
Colton Rogers
Go to a real country.
Luis Thompson
Think to myself that somebody thought it would be fun and clever to leave a Pynchon reference at Starbucks and wonder if he realizes how obnoxiously hipster that sounds. Then I'd order coffee, leave, and probably forget about it before I left the parking lot. Basic stuff really.
Kevin King
Replace it with a new fiver
Austin Miller
Call the Queen and report the defaced note for extensive DNA testing. The criminal will have his skin made into a prayer mat and his bones will be crushed and mixed in with shredded accounts of 'asian'-run sex rings to aid in their decomposition.