Sup Veeky Forums

>actually typing this out
hello r.eddit!

It should probably be noted that Veeky Forums spergs now have a place on reality cooking.

There was that horrendously obvious brony NEET in the first season of the Great British Baking Show

make them a mcchicken and tell them for you, it is the best comfort food sandwich

or, make Ramsey the toothpaste hotdog from twitter

Drop some subtle baneposting, then link the episode on /tv/
Some baneposters occupy high positions on some networks you'll never know

Name drop Jack and say he's the one who inspired you to cook.

Season-long cooking shows are about being enjoyable and having a good cast of people that the viewers will want to root for and watch every week.

If you're just a generic schmuck you're not gonna be wanted.

I was on worst cooks in america season 2. I didn't win (obviously) but assuming master chef is in any way similar to hells kitchen or food networks next TV star or whatever the fuck they're calling it nowadays, or top chef, it's 90% drama, 10% food.

The most important things to remember is listen to the staff. If they tell you to put on a glove, put on the god damned glove. Saw someone get replaced for not pretending he cut his finger.

>I was on worst cooks in america season 2.
Who were you?

You better find a way to mention pink Himalayan salt if you make it.

Banepost

Reference memes in very sneaky way

matt crespi. I got the axe week 3. The show was real, we got to spend time with the chefs (I was on robert irvine's team), but a lot was played up. The audition process wasn't dissimilar to how master chef was the first few seasons here in the states. We brought in a signature dish, then they had us do menial tasks and gave orders over a megaphone, to see how we would react, and I assume they picked the group best suited to being on TV. In one section of my audition they had us chopping onions, and were watching us to see who was capable of doing it, and who was just totally retarded. They asked us to do things like dice and julienne and of course I was just a college student so I was fucking retarded and had no idea how to do any of that shit. Then they started walking up to us and asking us what we think would be a good meal to make with onions, do we season with onions at home, do we have any funny stories, do we cry when chopping.

It was like an interview, essentially. But I saw many many people get kicked from the audition due to not obeying the commands or trying to be TOO wacky/zany.