My wife's car just been repossessed

This. Touch her butt and buy her pizza xD

>le safety nets are a good idea meme

Point at this statist and laugh

Facts:
>beans are tasty
>beans are tastier when cooked in ingredients found in chili
>beans have protein
>beans have fiber
>without beans, chili is merely meat, spices, and a few vegetables
>meat, spices, and a few vegetables are okay if youre eating it with something else
>if you eat a bowl of meat, spices, and a few vegetables on its own, youre obese and/or a midwesterner

May I suggest some grape koolaid and perhaps a spot of watermelon?

exactly, motherfucker fag whore. why does it?

Are you actually all of those things?