2017 plans

What are your new year's resolutions?

Sucking less at maths
Being more patient
Finding my way
Losing my virginity
Continue doing sports

I want to be able to predict the lottery

Spend more time with my wifes son

Are you canadian?

NoPorn
No Energy Drinks
Alcohol only on holidays

I want to write and train a neural net to remove bikinis from womens pictures and make them nude

lose weight
win the lottery
go outside at least once a month

hit 3/4/5 plate bench/squat/deadlift
Go outside with friends more often
Continue studies

The only one you should really consider is the second one bro. Take coffee instead. But you need to relax. Maybe try to just not get pissed drunk when you go out and reserve it for when its really appropriate.

talk to a girl

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Grow from 5'10 to 6'

Lose my virginity
Masturbate less
Be better at classes

masturbate more
earn my degree
enter graduate school
start helping people
be more compassionate

Has Veeky Forums ever been a sperm donor? Thinking about it for 2017

I'm in my 30's and seems like I might be one of those left on the shelf and unmarried (various reasons)

But y'know, still want more white babies out there in the hope there will be a race war one day.

You can specify the type of person that will be able to receive your donation. I'm thinking of the only restriction being for no single mothers, and also under 40. I'm tempted to put in something like having a healthy BMI also (so no fatties)

Any ideas?

oh and also dress real sharp, not like a total faggot but like a dapper motherfuck
as in shave my beard and by some nice clothes, you gotta look sharp if you wanna be respected

get active and be fit, maybe lose 10 pounds

this has been something i've thought of every year since I have been skinnyfat in middle school though

suicide

Gain 20 lbs, most of it lean muscle
Entering med school in Fall and killing it
Maybe find a cute gf

Find an elegant theory of quantum gravity

For real though:
-study more
-spend less

genius
and doable
i'd do it if it was publishable without hurting my reputation

>(various reasons)
just one user
autism

>you gotta look sharp if you wanna be respected
Nope

I was dozing in bed when the idea came to me. I wrote it down immediately before I forgot

...yeah honestly that is probably the root cause of a lot of my problems. Oh well.

>celebrating Trumps taking of office
>celebrate brexit
>celebrate le pens victory
>studying electromagnetism and vectorial calculus
>watch the European Union burning to the ground.
It will be a good year.

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actually commit to something for longer than a month

what country are you in? you might want to check up on the law and make sure they cant later sue you into paying child support.

Australia

defo something I want to look into prior to doing anything.

If they get child support I might as well get some random chick pregnant