Any books, that'll help me cope with my abysmally ugly flesh prison?

Any books, that'll help me cope with my abysmally ugly flesh prison?

Confederacy of Dunces

Starting Strength

And Practical Programming after that.

Nah nigga.

Smolov
5/3/1

> "JUST LIFT BRO IT'S LITERALLY THAT EASY!"
Even if I'm going to be able to lift the whole world my face would stay the same, fuck outta here.

Only books of lies. Ugly people are objectively bad humans, no matter their other qualities.

How do you look like?

are you a chimp or a human? there's make-up, hairstyles, clothing, etc. etc.

The Presentation of Self in Everyday Life

>one eye very noticeably bigger than the other
>huge oily, crooked nose
>awry mouth
>dandruff on huge forehead
And that's only concerning my face. Words don't do it justice
>makeup
I'm a man
>clothes
Won't fix my face
>hairstyles
Won't fix my face

>>hairstyles
>Won't fix my face
You can mask a huge forehead with long hair. As for the dandruff: get a decent shampoo.

>long hair on men

>"oink oink"
stop squaling fatty.

After SS you look like a dinosaur, >"crieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek."
Then people will fear you instead of laughing.

Goffman is fantastic but that book doesn't have anything to do with OP's insecurity.

Steppenwolf

Cutting to 8% bodyfat on a controlled diet and fitness regime makes any guy's face look cooler. Try that.

Infinite Jest. Invisible Monsters.

I'm a hunchback.

>Even if I'm going to be able to lift the whole world my face would stay the same, fuck outta here.
Most people have abysmally ugly faces. Like unfixable. But you could at least be a ugly face with an aesthetic body. Or you know get plastic surgery if you're into that (I wouldn't tho, it looks like it'd be disappointing in general to be honest).

And if you're a fat fuck, losing fat will increase facial aesthetics usually. As will the natty test pump.

WWWWRRROOOOAAWWWW BUDDDDYYY

ironic reaction image to combine with your point desu

Are you implying that saint dave looked good?

Baby steps, user.

Don't aim for "attractive" right away. Think "less repulsive"

He was a man with long hair for many years.

>one eye very noticeably bigger than the other
sorry bro
>huge oily, crooked nose
tea tree oil and shampoo
>awry mouth
topical facial hair
>dandruff on huge forehead
tea tree oil and shampoo.

seriously I have those problems too. Just be as hygenic as possible and get Veeky Forums and dont be afraid to use well reviewed cosmetic items.

Yes, and he looked awful.

so he use steroids to attain a completely ridiculous an unhealthy bodyfat level so that his face would look slightly cooler
top kek

Found the fatty.