Are there any novels where the protagonist frequently spills his spaghetti? Bonus points for autism

Are there any novels where the protagonist frequently spills his spaghetti? Bonus points for autism

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Crime and Punishment

The Trial

The Idiot

JR.

American Psycho

my diary desu

The Brother's Karamazov
The Idiot
Crime and Punishment
Notes From Underground

I'm pretty sure Dosto was an epileptic sperg, although not a pure autismo like Nabokov.

Hunger - Hamsun

Nabokov was pure alpha you fag, he bullied dusty all day long

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at one point he's on a date with a girl on a rowboat and picks up her shoe and throws it in the lake. the most autist scene i've ever read.

Anything more contemporary?

Enderby Series - Anthony Burgess

Good for a lel

alyosha only spills his spaghetti once

Holy shit what is it with Hamsun and aspie protagonists?

Pan too.

Some essential non-fiction too

I'll second Notes From the Underground. One of the few books to make me physically cringe.

At least half of Brief Interviews With Hideous Men. It's a short story book but it's David Foster Wallace literally spilling his spaghetti to the reader.

the main character of Notes from Underground is still more alpha than me, because I haven't even managed to hire a prostitute for me to spill my spaghetti over

Alyosha loses his composure every time he meets Katya or Grushenka.

Even Dmitri and Ivan spill some s'ghetti.

LMAO yeah goddamnit k got pretty autistic about some shit

Catcher In The Rye. He spills his spaghetti in every chapter.

God I hate that fucking kid so much

the bible

This right here.