>Making chickpeas
>Place pressure cook on stove
>Set alarm for 20 minutes
>Go play EU4
>2 hours later
>Smell burning
>THE STOVE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Its fucking carbonized and shit is crusted
>The alarm was set for am not pm
>spend 2 hours cleaning charcoral crust
Cooking blunders
Grayson Lee
William Young
Not me but my mother cooking for me when I was a child
>steams carrots
>forgets there is no water in bottom pot for 15 minutes
>realises and adds water
>dishes dinner
>s..sorry ano-chan the carrots might taste a bit weird tonight
I try carrots
Taste like metal and char yet they are a perfect colour
This has stood out in my mind from the age of 8 when this happened
Alexander Rodriguez
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Jose Long
I fucking feel
I just let them dry out and be retarded biscotti
Samuel Jackson
What kind of a stove sets alarms on set times rather than elapsed times???
Jason Bennett
>making Yorkshire puddings for the first time
>use shitty soybean oil, and way too much of it
>starts smoking in the oven and dripping oil everywhere
>puds taste like vegetable oil
>takes an hour to clean the oven
Michael Lewis
The alarm was on my phone, not the stove.
Jayden Wood
You can also use toilet water to brush your teeth but I wouldn't suggest it.
Jordan Garcia
>alarm was on my phone, not the stove.
>not setting a timer instead of an alarm
Wew
Jaxson Mitchell
A timer wouldn't go off goober McGee. Think a little before you post.