Literally my life

Fucking cultureless Amerifats man.

Because Veeky Forums's favorite past-time is literally triggering Italians?

Thats all well and good but its time to grow up.
An entire country that only does things like granny did is doomed to failure.
Times change.

I think he also made the pasta, so it may have taken a while. I haven't made pasta from scratch but I imagine it could take a while.

You would literally be openly mocked to your face for putting cheese on top of spaghetti alla puttanesca.

And deserve it.

You cultureless Amerifat.

>mama mia! the pasta supposed to have a no cheese
>screeching ensues

...is this Irish Stew Guy?

>An entire country that only does things like granny did is doomed to failure.
Agreed. But if you can't cook better than granny then you'd be pretty fucking wise to learn from her before she's gone and all that wisdom dies with her.

Hell, I'm not even Italian and I've cribbed as much as I could from the Italian (and even Italian American) grandmothers I've met.

Smoking on the toilet and communicating with your family exclusively in shouting does not constitute culture, Vinnie.

That's so fucking true and it doesn't just end with food. My gf's family is Italian and they (including her) always feel the need to do things the way their parents/grandparents did it. For example, my gf wants 2 kids (because her parents had 2 kids) and she wants 2 girls (because her parents had 2 girls). She wants to go vacation the same place she's always gone vacation and she wants a detached house because her parents always had a detached house. She make some nasty dishes over and over because that's what her parents made and trying to get her to venture outside of what she was used to eating (which was all very carb heavy and sugary stuff) was a fucking chore. Italians are just super tribal by nature for some reason and they basically refuse to change or alter anything even if it'd be obviously better for them.