What is the oldest branch of engineering? Mechanical? Civil? Military? Systems?

Prostitution

Social

Babylon

Pyro

fitting dicks in ass engineering, the original and oldest one

Genetic Catgirl Engineering

Materials tb.h

Probably civil

You need to build things before you can knock them down

You need things to kill other humans before building things is necessary. The shimpanzees already use spears to kill other tribes intruding their territory.

There are two, and only two kinds of engineers (despite our 200+ categories)
Military engineers (who came first), build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
That is, and always will be, engineering.

so:

1a. military
1b. civil
2. mechanical?

>Systems engineering

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>putting leaves and shit ovet your head, to shelter you from rain

Architecture was first, civil eng. came second, after they discovered math.

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Meme engineering

explain

>Let there be light.
Electrical engineering, it is written.

>sharpening sticks to make weapons
>engineering

ok

Idk, when it came to ancient civilization, mech and civil went hand in hand.

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I think he means ballistic weapons which far predate agriculture and infrastructure

Thats still not engineering, its crafting. It becomes engineering when math is applied. The first military application of this was seige weapons.

the first and only engineering discipline taught at my school is civil

Agricultural, followed by military

It's the one the first homosexuals created.

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Autists here don't even comment on Taylor epic legs.

Faggots.

industrial

Reproductive.

Don't even /try/ to convince me that the crazy shit we pulled during sex didn't require math. Even Bonobos can't match the shit we did and painted on walls.

What the fuck are you talking about

architecture probably predates metallurgy

Civil -> Mechanical -> Military

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tent pitching

civil

Tawh is het leodst chnrba of nnegrgeneii? Mnichaealc? Iiclv? Lmyiarti? Setyssm?

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enviorment aka agriculture and civil aka putting wet piles of shit and dirt on top of each other, letting them dry and calling it a hut

Making fire was probably thermal engineering.

> It becomes engineering when math is applied
With a club I don't need to hit that many times to kill.

Asshole Engineering

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Military

We have been killing each other since the beginning of time.

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