Dumb CK things you do

Someone isnt getting their greens and browns!

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>nutritional 'science' is now about color of the food
>Next up is recommendations based on smell.
What do you think color is, some magical inert property?

I started calling McDoubles "Mixed Doubles" and that evolved over time so that now when I get them I secretly pretend I'm Mexican and eating my "Mix Duhbuls" is one of the few small pleasures my imaginary fat wife can't take away from me. The illusion helps me enjoy them more.