/drinkboys/ edition Popular brokers for stock trading: Robinhood >commission free and no minimum to openrobinhood.com
> How is it free? Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet? Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.
> When is it coming to my country? The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
Interactive Brokers >$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API accessinteractivebrokers.com
TD Ameritade >$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim servicetdameritrade.com
Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)degiro.eu
Free in depth charts:tradingview.com
Premarket Movers:nasdaq.com /extended-trading /premarket-mostactive.aspx
Earnings Report Calendar:biz.yahoo.com /research /earncal /today.html
Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:biopharmcatalyst.com /
Pump and Dump Advertising:stocktwits.com
S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)investing.com /indices /us-spx-vix-futures
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March 27, 2018 - 04:25
RAPE
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March 27, 2018 - 04:26
Seriously though. Who fucking made this thing?
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March 27, 2018 - 04:26
Dude if this graph is true the average trader is a bipolar psychopath, alternating between the very highest joy and the deepest despair.
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March 27, 2018 - 04:27
we're going all the way down aren't we?
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March 27, 2018 - 04:27
Sounds about right to me....
March 27, 2018 - 04:27
I'LL ASK AGAIN, WHEN DO I BUY FACEBOOK
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March 27, 2018 - 04:27
WHY DIDN'T I listen to that Faggot from last night????
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March 27, 2018 - 04:28
The average trader will contemplate jumping 2.33 times per year.
March 27, 2018 - 04:28
>when ge is your best performer of the week so far
March 27, 2018 - 04:30
A drink will calm us down, the markets will go up in power hour, I gaurentee it
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March 27, 2018 - 04:30
Trips confirm buying at tree fiddy
March 27, 2018 - 04:30
IT WAS LOOKING SO GOOD THIS MORNING, THIS IS BULLSHIT
March 27, 2018 - 04:30
Fuck it going for APR13 275 calls on SPY
March 27, 2018 - 04:31
user you cant drink every day its too much I'm worried for you
March 27, 2018 - 04:31
is everyone here just a degenerate gambler who uses drugs to cope?
March 27, 2018 - 04:31
I'm hoping GE defies the market and continues to climb.
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March 27, 2018 - 04:31
Don't listen to this fag. You can drink if you want. I take a couple shots & chill, moderation is the key. Just don't get blackout drunk every day
March 27, 2018 - 04:32
That Stupid faggot still keeps talking about Tariffs and Product bans from china.
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March 27, 2018 - 04:32
here'es a BASED non-faggot portfolio: NEE, GE, MCD, PEP, KHC, ETP, EPD, NS, ETE, CBL, IRM, D, XEL, PCG EAT, MRK, BABA BA
March 27, 2018 - 04:32
All three indices are now red for the day. I wonder if people will take their gains from yesterday now, given there is no hope for a green day today.
March 27, 2018 - 04:32
>tfw green +0.5%
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March 27, 2018 - 04:33
>Le Art of the 5D CHeSS XD
March 27, 2018 - 04:33
> tfw all this tech shit is still unbuyable overvalued shit even after the drop
March 27, 2018 - 04:34
FUCK IT PUTS ON BRK.B
KYS BUFFET
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March 27, 2018 - 04:34
SOME ONE SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW
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March 27, 2018 - 04:35
BWAHAHA, did trump just shitpost right now!
Greato Timing.
March 27, 2018 - 04:36
what did that faggot do this time?
March 27, 2018 - 04:37
this makes me happy. maybe tech really was a bubble and the crash will reassure me since i never bought any
March 27, 2018 - 04:38
(((THEY))) ARE CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS. I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP
March 27, 2018 - 04:38
am i the only one sitting in BGFV its really comfy right now
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March 27, 2018 - 04:39
There was another user too, he posted yesterday
March 27, 2018 - 04:40
six more dollars and we're at mid teens
March 27, 2018 - 04:40
>still not realizing trump makes exaggerated statements so that he can ultimately get a better deal on the bargaining table
Fundamental bizness tactics lads
March 27, 2018 - 04:40
oh no comfy
it was nice while it lasted
do a flip
March 27, 2018 - 04:41
Probably has porn on his computer of traps in their "mid-teens" as well.
March 27, 2018 - 04:41
implying that nigger doesn't have a short position on the market right now
March 27, 2018 - 04:42
THIS ISN'T REAL ESTATE YOU FUCKING MONGREL
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March 27, 2018 - 04:42
Yeah, it's called "The Art of the Bankruptcy".
March 27, 2018 - 04:43
post your tech stock bags percentage wise I'll consider buying the highest one
March 27, 2018 - 04:44
>implying I'm not blonde with blue eyes and 6'3
>implying trump using tried and true business tactics hasn't been largely responsible for his success in politics
March 27, 2018 - 04:44
>1 quarter of 2018 over >Essentially a null event
Welp nothing of value was lost
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March 27, 2018 - 04:45
Trump has been exploiting tax laws and bankruptcy laws in this country for a long time. I can't blame him, even during his campaign he said, "if you don't like it, close the loopholes." He was taunting the lawmakers and they still haven't done shit, now he is calling the shots so fat chance of anything changing with that.
March 27, 2018 - 04:45
kek, our tripfags are fucking awful. we've got
>b5g, a bedridden cripple who believes women and blacks shouldn't vote >bagholder, a 130 lb psychotic who writes out word salad schizophrenic rants that go on for entire threads >comfy, an autistic mormon who's been deemed too socially deficient to participate in community events
March 27, 2018 - 04:45
We're a special group here lol
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March 27, 2018 - 04:47
Wouldn't have it any other way, as if there isn't enough autism in my real life, I need it online too.
March 27, 2018 - 04:49
RED. Sector is just following the lead of the US markets. Bears in control.
News is all positive today anyway. Aphria has announced they are renaming their newly acquired sudsidiary Nuuvera to Aphria International. The idea is to use this Aphria International thing to focus efforts on all non-Canadian markets, meanwhile Aphria proper stays Canadian centric. This is neutral news to me. Not really anything that makes we want to buy Aphria shares at the moment. Their stock has a tendency to underperform in comparison to Aurora and Canopy.
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March 27, 2018 - 04:50
I'll trip just for my lunch posting :^)
March 27, 2018 - 04:50
RISE AND SHINE MR. BEAR
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March 27, 2018 - 04:51
I don't even know why you have a trip broski
March 27, 2018 - 04:51
and then we have you, a guy that sits in the shadows masturbating to everyones activities... gotta love Veeky Forums
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March 27, 2018 - 04:52
> Monday +670 > Tuesday -60 > Burrs
March 27, 2018 - 04:53
Psssst Hey HEY
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March 27, 2018 - 04:54
Oh did you just start trading on the stock market yesterday?
March 27, 2018 - 04:54
Why is Twitter bringing the whole market down?
March 27, 2018 - 04:55
That is why I am essentially shorting everything I can. The ridiculous volatility is annoying though.
March 27, 2018 - 04:55
It's not it's Nvidia and Tesla
March 27, 2018 - 04:56
Don't fuck up my shitposting narrative with facts and logic
March 27, 2018 - 04:57
BASED infinitychan coming through Red day = red army
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March 27, 2018 - 04:57
Am I the only one still green today?
March 27, 2018 - 04:58
and then there's me, the grandest shitposter of them all. you have no idea what we are capable of.
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March 27, 2018 - 04:58
More like >Thursday -400 >Friday -700 Ineeziate see final pamp >Monday +600 >Tuesday -80
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March 27, 2018 - 04:59
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March 27, 2018 - 04:59
No. No, no, no. NOOOOOOOO!!!
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March 27, 2018 - 05:00
b-but but.... did you just start trading last thursday? See what i did there
March 27, 2018 - 05:00
who here /TVIX/?
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March 27, 2018 - 05:01
I just lost like 4 grand in the past 30 minutes.
March 27, 2018 - 05:01
MONDAY WAS JUST A DEAD CAT BOUNCE
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March 27, 2018 - 05:02
Did the Chinese say some shit?
If I was them I would say some vaguely scary shit right about now to fuck things up even more. I would also command all my communist investment and retirement funds to short the shit out of the US market
March 27, 2018 - 05:04
Finally off the wait list for options
Now to fuck it all up even more!
Anybody know any cheap ones to look at for practice? I work better hands on
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March 27, 2018 - 05:05
Jesus christ nasdaq pull yourself together.
March 27, 2018 - 05:07
At one point today, I was up $60. Now I'm down $400. JUST.
March 27, 2018 - 05:07
at one point I was down 1000
now im up 1400
March 27, 2018 - 05:08
have you niggers ever heard of a stop loss?
March 27, 2018 - 05:08
To be honest, i've done much better dealing in options then I ever did trading stocks.
March 27, 2018 - 05:08
its tvix a hold right now or just dump it for the 20% profit
March 27, 2018 - 05:09
Chasing my vodka with chocolate milk today. Its oddly not that bad
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March 27, 2018 - 05:09
At one point I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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March 27, 2018 - 05:09
What is the reason that MU is tanking today? It seems oversold I'm tempted to buy
March 27, 2018 - 05:10
it is NOT oversold at all
March 27, 2018 - 05:10
Why is BGFV still up when nothing else is?
March 27, 2018 - 05:10