/smg/ - Stock Market General

/drinkboys/ edition
Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures


Previous Thread

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I'm starting to sweat

RAPE

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Seriously though. Who fucking made this thing?

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Dude if this graph is true the average trader is a bipolar psychopath, alternating between the very highest joy and the deepest despair.

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we're going all the way down aren't we?

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Sounds about right to me....

I'LL ASK AGAIN, WHEN DO I BUY FACEBOOK

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WHY DIDN'T I listen to that Faggot from last night????

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NEVER YOU DUMB FUCK

Buckle the fuck up lads

The average trader will contemplate jumping 2.33 times per year.

3.50 (tree fiddy)

10 years ago.

five years ago

>-0.46%
yep time to die

>when ge is your best performer of the week so far

A drink will calm us down, the markets will go up in power hour, I gaurentee it

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Trips confirm buying at tree fiddy

IT WAS LOOKING SO GOOD THIS MORNING, THIS IS BULLSHIT

Fuck it going for APR13 275 calls on SPY

user you cant drink every day its too much
I'm worried for you

is everyone here just a degenerate gambler who uses drugs to cope?

I'm hoping GE defies the market and continues to climb.

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Don't listen to this fag. You can drink if you want. I take a couple shots & chill, moderation is the key. Just don't get blackout drunk every day

That Stupid faggot still keeps talking about Tariffs and Product bans from china.

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here'es a BASED non-faggot portfolio: NEE, GE, MCD, PEP, KHC, ETP, EPD, NS, ETE, CBL, IRM, D, XEL, PCG EAT, MRK, BABA BA

GE is going to infinity.

All three indices are now red for the day. I wonder if people will take their gains from yesterday now, given there is no hope for a green day today.

>tfw green +0.5%

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>Le Art of the 5D CHeSS XD

> tfw all this tech shit is still unbuyable overvalued shit even after the drop

FUCK IT PUTS ON BRK.B

KYS BUFFET

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comfy no !!!

SOME ONE SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW

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BASED

BWAHAHA, did trump just shitpost right now!

Greato Timing.

what did that faggot do this time?

this makes me happy. maybe tech really was a bubble and the crash will reassure me since i never bought any

(((THEY))) ARE CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS. I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP

am i the only one sitting in BGFV its really comfy right now

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There was another user too, he posted yesterday

six more dollars and we're at mid teens

>still not realizing trump makes exaggerated statements so that he can ultimately get a better deal on the bargaining table

Fundamental bizness tactics lads

oh no comfy

it was nice while it lasted

do a flip

Probably has porn on his computer of traps in their "mid-teens" as well.

implying that nigger doesn't have a short position on the market right now

THIS ISN'T REAL ESTATE YOU FUCKING MONGREL

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Yeah, it's called "The Art of the Bankruptcy".

post your tech stock bags percentage wise I'll consider buying the highest one

>implying I'm not blonde with blue eyes and 6'3

>implying trump using tried and true business tactics hasn't been largely responsible for his success in politics

>1 quarter of 2018 over
>Essentially a null event

Welp nothing of value was lost

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Trump has been exploiting tax laws and bankruptcy laws in this country for a long time. I can't blame him, even during his campaign he said, "if you don't like it, close the loopholes." He was taunting the lawmakers and they still haven't done shit, now he is calling the shots so fat chance of anything changing with that.

kek, our tripfags are fucking awful. we've got

>b5g, a bedridden cripple who believes women and blacks shouldn't vote
>bagholder, a 130 lb psychotic who writes out word salad schizophrenic rants that go on for entire threads
>comfy, an autistic mormon who's been deemed too socially deficient to participate in community events

We're a special group here lol

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I am, got in at 5.60

what about me?

Wouldn't have it any other way, as if there isn't enough autism in my real life, I need it online too.

RED. Sector is just following the lead of the US markets. Bears in control.

News is all positive today anyway. Aphria has announced they are renaming their newly acquired sudsidiary Nuuvera to Aphria International. The idea is to use this Aphria International thing to focus efforts on all non-Canadian markets, meanwhile Aphria proper stays Canadian centric. This is neutral news to me. Not really anything that makes we want to buy Aphria shares at the moment. Their stock has a tendency to underperform in comparison to Aurora and Canopy.

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I'll trip just for my lunch posting :^)

RISE AND SHINE MR. BEAR

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I don't even know why you have a trip broski

and then we have you, a guy that sits in the shadows masturbating to everyones activities... gotta love Veeky Forums

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> Monday +670
> Tuesday -60
> Burrs

Psssst
Hey
HEY

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Oh did you just start trading on the stock market yesterday?

Why is Twitter bringing the whole market down?

That is why I am essentially shorting everything I can. The ridiculous volatility is annoying though.

It's not it's Nvidia and Tesla

wasa wasa

Don't fuck up my shitposting narrative with facts and logic

who here TVIX all day

BASED infinitychan coming through
Red day = red army

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Am I the only one still green today?

and then there's me, the grandest shitposter of them all. you have no idea what we are capable of.

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More like
>Thursday -400
>Friday -700
Ineeziate see final pamp
>Monday +600
>Tuesday -80

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GODDAMN COMMIES!

No. No, no, no. NOOOOOOOO!!!

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b-but but.... did you just start trading last thursday? See what i did there

who here /TVIX/?

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I just lost like 4 grand in the past 30 minutes.

You're an awful guy

MONDAY WAS JUST A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

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Did the Chinese say some shit?

If I was them I would say some vaguely scary shit right about now to fuck things up even more. I would also command all my communist investment and retirement funds to short the shit out of the US market

Finally off the wait list for options

Now to fuck it all up even more!

Anybody know any cheap ones to look at for practice? I work better hands on

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:(

Dow 24,000 floor?

Not gonna make it...

Jesus christ nasdaq pull yourself together.

At one point today, I was up $60. Now I'm down $400. JUST.

at one point I was down 1000

now im up 1400

have you niggers ever heard of a stop loss?

To be honest, i've done much better dealing in options then I ever did trading stocks.

its tvix a hold right now or just dump it for the 20% profit

Chasing my vodka with chocolate milk today. Its oddly not that bad

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At one point I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What is the reason that MU is tanking today? It seems oversold I'm tempted to buy

it is NOT oversold at all

Why is BGFV still up when nothing else is?