Hi guys, I'm that asshole who got picked for master chef

Do this please

Make "mom's spaghetti" and drop some on the floor, liberal use of your family's secret recipe (quinky sauce) and inspiration from your uncle Jack all need to happen

For those saying pepes and ramsay.

It's. Not the US version

GET OUT!!!

this fucking please this

>turn on stove
>YES THE FIRE RISES

Please mention Fazoli's and Jack Scalfani.

>act like an aspie
>act

We're all aspie here famalamadingdong.

This

Underrated post.

pretty much this desu