I met Michio Kaku. How fucking jealous are you Veeky Forums?

He looks really annoyed with you. Also, lose some weight fatty.

Did you get to touch his quantum skeleton?

this pasta still gives chills

I'll give you a "lol" Since I know you're waiting for it.

I met Albert Einstein. How fucking jealous are you Veeky Forums?

im probably taking the bait but you're an idiot

I met myself. How jealous are you?

How much does he charge for pictures?

That's fucking nothing dude.

One time Michio Kaku was doing some work at NASA when I was an astronaut. He enjoyed being there, I guess. He would always hot-mic and you could hear everything he said to everyone. He once told the director to get him a coffee and then just kept chanting "coffee, coffee, coffee" until it was given to him. He then dumped it on an intern and asked for a cup of sugar. It was given.

Anyway, one of the other lads in the ISS was going to do a space walk. Kaku was very interested in this and kept looking at the feed and I could hear him shoving the specialist out of the way. She kept saying, "sir, this is my job I know what I'm doing." He proceeded to gurgle out non-words like he was underwater. He said something in Japanese very seriously. The line broke on the lad doing the walk and he slowly drifted away. Seriously, everything fucking broke after he spoke Japanese. We could not get to him and he drifted. I heard Kaku, in the most serene and macabre voice I've ever witnessed anyone use, say, "he has been claimed by the void." It freaked me out a little bit, and everyone at control was silent. He mumbled a little bit more, cleared his throat, and hummed as he audibly stomped away.

We should have nuked them all.

I like the polish accent.