this is why I have teeth able to cut through vegetative matter.
Burger so tall that you have to take it apart to eat it
Brandon Martinez
Jonathan Perry
>man children
Would you like barbecue sauce or honey with your kids order of tendies?
Landon Thompson
That aside, it's still waay too thick, and fucking slanted
Elijah Thompson
you just press it down
Xavier Edwards
Yeah, and ketchup directly on the lower bun. It's just a mess.
Ingredients should have been divvied up between two shorter, larger-diameter burgers.
Blake Wood
That burger honestly looks amazing desu. Yeah the bun is cut retardedly but
>Thick patty
>Perfect amount of tomato and onion
>Nice leafy lettuce
>Non-cheddar cheese
You take off the ketchup and a bit of the avocado and you have yourself the perfect burger. It may look too tall in a perfectly framed picture but the second you actually get your hands on it I'll betcha anything it'll squeeze down to acceptable size
Jacob Thomas
>he can't eat a tall burger
I thought americans were supposed to be good at this sort of thing
William Robinson
It's like the concept of squishing it down is completely unknown to you
Henry Wilson
What the fuck is wrong with cheddar cheese you heathen?
Brody Fisher
On a burger? There's nothing wrong with it if you're in middle school, or eating a dollar burger. Anything above McDonalds-tier deserves better than the most baseline and overrated cheese. Pepperjack is GOAT