YOUR PRIVATE KEY, NOW!!!

Skullbone
Skullbone

YOUR PRIVATE KEY, NOW!!!

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SniperWish
SniperWish

uh...what's a private key?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY STINKY LINKIES!

JunkTop
JunkTop

what's a private key?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

how did you know that i like to shove my keys up my butthole? you're into that stuff, huh

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

why is he white?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I’m not really sure what a private key is..

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

D9NT MAKE ME

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cum2soon
cum2soon

private key
what?

askme
askme

Because he’s intelligent enough to know where your bitcorns are stored

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lol who has only 1 wallet.

Kek.

saged for being an idiot that doesn't have a wallet with 100$ of eth in it for this exact purpose.

Evilember
Evilember

And him a private key with 100 link i keep with myself
He doesn't know of the one with btc

RumChicken
RumChicken

IT'S YOUR BITCOIN PASSWORD
NOW GET TO IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE ALL REGRET

farquit
farquit

NOW GET TO IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE ALL REGRET
what exactly

takes2long
takes2long

"heh, i keep all my shitcoins on various exchanges, which require 2FA and other "security" bullshit just to transfer, now if you will excuse me i have cup ramen to eat, get the fuck out of my shack you stupid mugger"

seriously, only retards would buy a big house near city/suburban areas to signal that they are wealthy, because they end up living in fear that ONE DAY, they'll have to face a home invasion, which happens pretty much every day in america.

i have relatives who bought a McMansion in a wealthy suburb and they are constantly worried about break-in or car jacking...they have cameras installed, sliding doors and windows all blocked, its like they've made their own comfy prison. it's sad.

the smart thing to do if you're rich is to get a decent-sized farm, make sure the house on it looks nondescript like an adobo ranch-style barn, and just have weapons readily available.

anyone who wants to doubt me can look up crime stats and see that most break-ins where the family were killed happened in city or suburb areas. very unlikely to happen in the countryside. nogs and spics just won't drive out for 2 hours to target a random house in the mountains. plus they won't find anything inside becuase most "off the grid" people don't store wealth on their residence. any shitskin who broke in my current place right now would just find a bunch of sauerkraut and potatos.

askme
askme

55320ac67e45963ced6c90923756c89581608a9a78b04e3b857f61366f49212c

PLZ DON'T HURT ME

idontknow
idontknow

give him private key
he checks and sees it's just a bunch of link
laff.mp3
eyes start watering, no one can be this stupid
"WHERE'S THE REST??"
that's it, I'm all in link. My linky stay stinky! 1k eoy
bang
mfw

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

thinking those guys know how to use a computer kek

Skullbone
Skullbone

p.s. here's what happened to some rich faggot who was driving around in his luxury car, and ended up getting rekt and mugged. what a little pussy. this is why buying shit like lambos is a terrible idea unless you can defend yourself.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the smart thing to do if you're rich is to get a decent-sized farm, make sure the house on it looks nondescript like an adobo ranch-style barn, and just have weapons readily available.
living the dream

Techpill
Techpill

Chill bro, chill

My mnemonic seed:

Veeky Forums link nignog Sminiem wojak gains whale manipulation Pepe anime noose buy high sell low faggot jew chink exit scam pajeet

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Lunatick
Lunatick

4CHIN LINK NIGNOG WOJAK EMINEM... WAIT WAIT AGAIN

Booteefool
Booteefool

Holy fuck

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

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Snarelure
Snarelure

uhhhh...capital N, k, 3, 0...capital H, hmmmmm, L
20 minutes later
”thanks faggot”
*runs away*

Firespawn
Firespawn

any shitskin who broke in my current place right now would just find a bunch of sauerkraut and potatos.

top fucking kek why is this so funny

SniperGod
SniperGod

YOUR PRIVATE KEY, NOW!!!
oh sweet summer child, you'll need much more than that. 5 passwords for different exchanges with their respective emails (and passowords), 2FA's placed on different phones, encrypted keystore files and chainlink wallet private key written in muh DNA. But i'll gladly hand over 1000 FUN!

RavySnake
RavySnake

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FastChef
FastChef

comes back a minute later
uhhh so the 10th one is zero or O?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

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Playboyize
Playboyize

idk it. here, just take my trezor instead

SniperWish
SniperWish

Seeth no plz

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fuck you shoot me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

*Unsheathes Katana*
Let's not do anything hasty here, kid.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

And what if I don't? You'll shoot me... I'll be dead and you'll be no closer to getting my key. What's the next step of your master plan?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i forgot it.. teeheeee heehehee

WebTool
WebTool

bullet in your face.
now you're having a very bad day
he runs away to do drugs and rob someone else
the circle of life continues

massdebater
massdebater

PuLLtHeTriGgeR

5mileys
5mileys

the smart thing to do is live in the middle of nowhere away from family, friends, nightlife and the conveniences of a modern city
Get a load of this idiot. Enjoy your countryside farm, tho.

PS - look into the South African farm murders. Rural whites are being targeted randomly by roaming niggers in SA for cold blooded murder and their government doesn't give a fuck. Extreme example but the idea that being isolated = safe from outside threats is naive.

askme
askme

Fine. Take what's left, biz bros. I'm out of this:

private key: 049bb603adbd99a8a00aeef83d2ceacc3f2958cd927f7295188ae43cbeb09df9

0xB7605ddc0327406A7aC225B9dE87865E22aC5927

Not much left, but fuck it. I don't want it anymore.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Scam dont touch it Annons

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Underrated

StonedTime
StonedTime

B-binance just logs in when I open it
Senpai

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Playboyize
Playboyize

yes that's an extreme example but i get your point. however, what those white SA farmers are doing wrong is not having built strong communities with one another so that they can fend off these types of attacks.

you should know by now that not all "whites" get along, so these white SA farmers failed to really build strong networks with one another, and therefore they can get individually picked off.

you're also ignorant about the reality of SA, because a lot of these "random roaming niggers" are actually equipped with military tech like phone signal disrupters. are you so fucking naive that you think poor, malnourished african gangs have the guns and energy to go kill whites at night? no. they're doing it with the indirect help of the nigger SA gov't.

but go ahead and continue being an ignorant faggot. that's basically what most people on here do, arguing and jumping to conclusions instead of thinking deeply and looking into real facts.