Very hostile alien kidnaps you and ties you into a chair. You can't escape, you can't do anything...

Very hostile alien kidnaps you and ties you into a chair. You can't escape, you can't do anything, you are entirely at his mercy and he has an alien gun pointed at your head.

He says that he will ask you questions. You will answer YES or NO. Any other answer, or lack of answer, and he will shoot you instantly.

Alien claims he knows the correct answer to all of these questions, and if you get enough of the questions right, he will spare your life and reward you majestically.

Alien does allow you to gamble with a coin. He also doesn't give a shit about your reasoning or motivation behind your answer.

The questions are:
1. Is there God?
2. Did something exist before the Big Bang?
3. Is space infinite?
4. Is time infinite?
5. Is everything possible?
6. Do you have free will?
7. Is there more than one universe?
8. Is the universe you are in entirely deterministic?
9. Does life have any special meaning?
10. Can systems evolve endlessly?

ayy lmanononononononononono

The alien is probably trying to fuck with me and will kill or not kill me independent of my answers, for the majority of these questions are either ambiguous without further specification of terms, have no simple yes/no answer but rather a more subtle one, or assume by their phrasing something that isn't true and therefore have no meaningful answer anymore than "have you stopped beating your wife yet".

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>have no simple yes/no answer

Only questions 3, 4, 5, 7, 8 and 10 have simple yes/no answer.
Questions 1, 2, 6, and 9 depend on what axioms you have agreed to.

Ah, I see the game now.

Only a couple of these questions have a "yes" or "no" answer; the rest have a correct answer other than one of those. Thus, the alien will reward you based on your answers to those questions, and disregards the rest; he cares about having ENOUGH of the questions right. 8 out of 10 (or so) answers will definitely be wrong because no correct answer is allowed, so maybe all the alien asks is that of the 2 questions with a correct "yes" or "no" answer you pick the right one, and disregards the other questions?

I answer yes to every question. Statistically I get at least half of them right.

> You are subject to a game of semantics with an alien

I answer yes to every question.

>1. Is there God?
Question ill defined
>2. Did something exist before the Big Bang?
unknown
>3. Is space infinite?
Infinitely divisible? Probably not, Infinite in expanse? unknown
>4. Is time infinite?
Infinitely divisible? Probably not. Will continue forever? Probably.
>5. Is everything possible?
No.
>6. Do you have free will?
If I lack free will, it is not of my own choice.
>7. Is there more than one universe?
Wouldn't multiple universes still be part of the same over-universe and therefore the set that contains everything includes all "universes" would still simply be the Universe.
>8. Is the universe you are in entirely deterministic?
If it were deterministic I would have no free will in my answers.
>9. Does life have any special meaning?
The purpose of life is life's continued existence.
>10. Can systems evolve endlessly?
Why wouldn't they?

Your scenario is laughable, I would know nothing the alien would care to know unless it was about an Earth specific detail and more likely human culture question.

>cooperating with hostile aliens

Look who got shot.

t.alien food

If the Universe was deterministic my answers would be the same and I would still get shot. But I would have no choice or blame for my answers and the alien would have had no choice or blame for kidnapping, questioning and shooting me.

No to everything except the last one: I don't understand what you're asking.

Then who's to blame? The initial conditions? Even in a deterministic world from your perspective you have free will.

NO
YES
YES
YES
NO
NO
NO
YES
NO
YES

is this from a movie ?

1. NO
2. YES
3. NO
4. NO
5. NO
7. NO
8. YES
9. NO
10. YES

If the system is perfectly deterministic only the initial conditions and simulation rules matter.

The same initial conditions and rules will always have the same result.

It's the Ayy Lmao version of Pulp Fiction

You won.

wat movi

How is it possible to go faster than light
Then ask them if I can have a blueprint and some materials
While he grabs them I take the keys and the anal probe and attack them
Fucking saved

>wat movi
...
take a guess

animated version
It's from one of the Alien programs on The History Channel.

1. Define "God."
2. So the Big Bang definitely happened?
3. Depends... the Big Bang happened?
4. No
5. Yes
6. Flip a coin
7. No
8. (see question 6)
9. Yes
10. (see question 5)

laugh at this dead man!

can I fuck the alien?

Since you are a part of that simulation you can't tell that all of your actions are predestined and it seems to you that you do things intentionally.

thx

laugh at this dead man *who made first contact with ETI.

I'm going down in history brah idgaf about dying

>I'm going down in history brah
as the first man to be probed by big xenomorph cock. you'd freak the fuck out if you see them irl, you know it and i know it

>implying i'm not fapping to intergalactic terror porn rn

ur sick bro :o

>1. Is there God?

probably not, because you are the ugliest son of a bitch i've ever seen *spits at alien*