LOL bro you crack me up. Real life Chad here, CEO of my own lawn mowing company I created as an 8th grader, now doing 750K a year in revenue and growing, as well as now the premier lawn mowing agency for the Utah Jazz and south central Nevada. We dominate the rural Utah and Nevadan areas and will continue to dominate. So anyways to get a job simply create a company and you will then also be the boss and earn more money if you can become successful like me.
9. Start sweeping, manager will notice and give you a job on the spot
really good advice user, i would also say it doesn't hurt to be extra nice to the lady at the front desk, a little compliment about how pretty she is can pay off
Love this boomer advice, kek.
but that would take confidence and the ability to read social cues, skills that 99% of Veeky Forums lacks
Good way to not get hired right away. Flirting with reception. Smart move dick mouth.
That picture makes me incredibly depressed.
>tfw you will never have a qt snowboarding gf
Do I still have my dick out while I'm doing this?
Don't get too down on yourself. She is out of 95% of biz's league.
Youre joking right? I mean shes not unattractive but I’d consider her absolute baseline, if I wasn’t in the same league as her I’d actually kms, she is like the Ford fiesta of women. Dependable, predictably attractive, and basically what all my mates gfs look like.
Did that for 3 months now for an engineering internship after working 9 months straight (2 weeks vacation) voluntarily on another company. What am I missing here?
Sure guy, sure.
>Engineering Isn't that field dominated by high functioning autists? They would probably prefer if you just walked in and handed your resume without saying a word
I wish I lived wherever you are that girls like that are baseline.
> "I'm a hard worker. I set high goals, and I've been told that I'm persistent. Now, I'm not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the self esteem movement so popular in schools, I used to expect my needs to be considered. But I know that these days, our culture no long caters to the job loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good thinks come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reached the top of the mountain didn't just fall there. My motto is, if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy the ticket"
Veeky Forumsraelites try begging for a job, hilarity ensues
her grilfriend reflecting in her goggles is fucking hawt!
Jesus. Anyways, she's American but from the chill part.