This is how you neets get a job.
1. Get a haircut
2. Take a shower
3. Go on Google and look up companies in your area. Find out who the big wigs are
4. Put on your nicest shirt and pants. Wear a tie depending on the company
5. Walk into the business and ask to speak to X
6. Give him/her eye contact and a firm handshake
7. Ask for a job
It isn't that hard, Veeky Forums...
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11 months ago
8. Whip out dick and put on table.
11 months ago
LOL bro you crack me up. Real life Chad here, CEO of my own lawn mowing company I created as an 8th grader, now doing 750K a year in revenue and growing, as well as now the premier lawn mowing agency for the Utah Jazz and south central Nevada. We dominate the rural Utah and Nevadan areas and will continue to dominate. So anyways to get a job simply create a company and you will then also be the boss and earn more money if you can become successful like me.
-Chad Dude
11 months ago
9. Start sweeping, manager will notice and give you a job on the spot
11 months ago
really good advice user, i would also say it doesn't hurt to be extra nice to the lady at the front desk, a little compliment about how pretty she is can pay off
11 months ago
Love this boomer advice, kek.
11 months ago
but that would take confidence and the ability to read social cues, skills that 99% of Veeky Forums lacks
11 months ago
Good way to not get hired right away. Flirting with reception. Smart move dick mouth.
11 months ago
That picture makes me incredibly depressed.
tfw you will never have a qt snowboarding gf
11 months ago
Do I still have my dick out while I'm doing this?
11 months ago
Don't get too down on yourself. She is out of 95% of biz's league.
11 months ago
Lmao, nobody here is ready to get a serious job.
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11 months ago
Nice LARP faggot, what's your company called?
11 months ago
I’m not even ready to get serious pants
11 months ago
Associated with Utah Jazz
Proud of it
Kek
11 months ago
Fuck that bitch, she probably lives in a fucking rich bubble with those arian genes, that equipment is expensive as fuck also, fucking lucky normies i wish i could fucking kill tjhem all
11 months ago
Look at her dumb fucking boyfriend taking the picture in her goggles.
"Sure babe ill take a pic of you for your ig"
Meanwhile chad is slidin in her DM's all like "yo thot I have a cabin is aspen". And her dumb fucking boyfriend gets stuck watching their cat while she "finds herself" for the weekend on chads peen.
I fucking hate skanks. No principles at all.
11 months ago
I want to smack that look of arrogance right off her fucking face. Brb going to listen to some Patrice O'Neal to calm myself.
11 months ago
kek nothing that's probably a three year contract where all he has to do is show up
11 months ago
Already won at lottery. Have fun working 8 meaningless hours a day.
11 months ago
companies in my area don't use google
you plan is a shit
11 months ago
found OP
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11 months ago
Fist bump brah. I apprencied as a plumber at 18. Now im 24 and pullin 600k/yr. Make my own hrs
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11 months ago
out of biz’s league
Youre joking right? I mean shes not unattractive but I’d consider her absolute baseline, if I wasn’t in the same league as her I’d actually kms, she is like the Ford fiesta of women. Dependable, predictably attractive, and basically what all my mates gfs look like.
11 months ago
Did that for 3 months now for an engineering internship after working 9 months straight (2 weeks vacation) voluntarily on another company. What am I missing here?
11 months ago
Engineering
Isn't that field dominated by high functioning autists? They would probably prefer if you just walked in and handed your resume without saying a word
11 months ago
I wish I lived wherever you are that girls like that are baseline.
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11 months ago
You should also brush up your interview skills
11 months ago
Yeah. I presume it's caused by the "diploma industry" we have here in my country (Brazil). Everyone has a fucking degree (some more than three) and can't get a decent job
11 months ago
he obviously lives in Canada
11 months ago
why don't your guys parents just make you a trust fund?
i get 50k a month off mine so i dont need to work
11 months ago
Not everyone lives in britbongistan where anything that is female is considered a catch lol
11 months ago
Leafs are really that hot? That girl is straight perfection. Her goggles even say "user"
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11 months ago
America is not far behind
11 months ago
Well done day traders you’ve drove the price down to the point that everyone’s jumping ship. How well are you shorts doing now.
11 months ago
underrated
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11 months ago
doesn't sweep with his dick
11 months ago
10. Tell the boomer that young millenials just don't understand the value of a good work ethic, he'll instantly like you.
11 months ago
Thank you for helping me
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11 months ago
Unfortunately I already have a job. The whole point was so I could quit it
11 months ago
1
Jokes on you, I'm bald
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11 months ago
"I'm a hard worker. I set high goals, and I've been told that I'm persistent. Now, I'm not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the self esteem movement so popular in schools, I used to expect my needs to be considered. But I know that these days, our culture no long caters to the job loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good thinks come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reached the top of the mountain didn't just fall there. My motto is, if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy the ticket"
Veeky Forumsraelites try begging for a job, hilarity ensues
11 months ago
her grilfriend reflecting in her goggles is fucking hawt!
11 months ago
baseline
Jesus. Anyways, she's American but from the chill part.
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11 months ago
And one more. But seriously, she's out of all of Veeky Forums league.
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11 months ago
You guys make me thankful for not being this far down the /r9k/ rabbithole
I just saw a picture of a girl and ignored it without thinking about it
thanks bitter virgin robots,
11 months ago