Now That Crypto is Dead

Bidwell
Bidwell

This is how you neets get a job.

1. Get a haircut

2. Take a shower

3. Go on Google and look up companies in your area. Find out who the big wigs are

4. Put on your nicest shirt and pants. Wear a tie depending on the company

5. Walk into the business and ask to speak to X

6. Give him/her eye contact and a firm handshake

7. Ask for a job

It isn't that hard, Veeky Forums...

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

8. Whip out dick and put on table.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

LOL bro you crack me up. Real life Chad here, CEO of my own lawn mowing company I created as an 8th grader, now doing 750K a year in revenue and growing, as well as now the premier lawn mowing agency for the Utah Jazz and south central Nevada. We dominate the rural Utah and Nevadan areas and will continue to dominate. So anyways to get a job simply create a company and you will then also be the boss and earn more money if you can become successful like me.

-Chad Dude

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

9. Start sweeping, manager will notice and give you a job on the spot

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

really good advice user, i would also say it doesn't hurt to be extra nice to the lady at the front desk, a little compliment about how pretty she is can pay off

5mileys
5mileys

Love this boomer advice, kek.

takes2long
takes2long

but that would take confidence and the ability to read social cues, skills that 99% of Veeky Forums lacks

TechHater
TechHater

Good way to not get hired right away. Flirting with reception. Smart move dick mouth.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That picture makes me incredibly depressed.

tfw you will never have a qt snowboarding gf

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do I still have my dick out while I'm doing this?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Don't get too down on yourself. She is out of 95% of biz's league.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

shit bait, kys

Firespawn
Firespawn

Lmao, nobody here is ready to get a serious job.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Nice LARP faggot, what's your company called?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I’m not even ready to get serious pants

girlDog
girlDog

Associated with Utah Jazz
Proud of it
Kek

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fuck that bitch, she probably lives in a fucking rich bubble with those arian genes, that equipment is expensive as fuck also, fucking lucky normies i wish i could fucking kill tjhem all

Methnerd
Methnerd

Look at her dumb fucking boyfriend taking the picture in her goggles.

"Sure babe ill take a pic of you for your ig"

Meanwhile chad is slidin in her DM's all like "yo thot I have a cabin is aspen". And her dumb fucking boyfriend gets stuck watching their cat while she "finds herself" for the weekend on chads peen.

I fucking hate skanks. No principles at all.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want to smack that look of arrogance right off her fucking face. Brb going to listen to some Patrice O'Neal to calm myself.

eGremlin
eGremlin

kek nothing that's probably a three year contract where all he has to do is show up

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Already won at lottery. Have fun working 8 meaningless hours a day.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

companies in my area don't use google
you plan is a shit

MPmaster
MPmaster

found OP

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likme
likme

Fist bump brah. I apprencied as a plumber at 18. Now im 24 and pullin 600k/yr. Make my own hrs

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Damn those eyes tho

RumChicken
RumChicken

out of biz’s league

Youre joking right? I mean shes not unattractive but I’d consider her absolute baseline, if I wasn’t in the same league as her I’d actually kms, she is like the Ford fiesta of women. Dependable, predictably attractive, and basically what all my mates gfs look like.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Did that for 3 months now for an engineering internship after working 9 months straight (2 weeks vacation) voluntarily on another company. What am I missing here?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Sure guy, sure.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Engineering
Isn't that field dominated by high functioning autists? They would probably prefer if you just walked in and handed your resume without saying a word

Playboyize
Playboyize

I wish I lived wherever you are that girls like that are baseline.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

hahahah what

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You should also brush up your interview skills

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Meant for

FastChef
FastChef

Yeah. I presume it's caused by the "diploma industry" we have here in my country (Brazil). Everyone has a fucking degree (some more than three) and can't get a decent job

iluvmen
iluvmen

he obviously lives in Canada

Firespawn
Firespawn

why don't your guys parents just make you a trust fund?

i get 50k a month off mine so i dont need to work

King_Martha
King_Martha

Not everyone lives in britbongistan where anything that is female is considered a catch lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

Leafs are really that hot? That girl is straight perfection. Her goggles even say "user"

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whereismyname
whereismyname

America is not far behind

MPmaster
MPmaster

Look at his ID

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Well done day traders you’ve drove the price down to the point that everyone’s jumping ship. How well are you shorts doing now.

Firespawn
Firespawn

underrated

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

doesn't sweep with his dick

MPmaster
MPmaster

10. Tell the boomer that young millenials just don't understand the value of a good work ethic, he'll instantly like you.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thank you for helping me

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Unfortunately I already have a job. The whole point was so I could quit it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

1

Jokes on you, I'm bald

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

"I'm a hard worker. I set high goals, and I've been told that I'm persistent. Now, I'm not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the self esteem movement so popular in schools, I used to expect my needs to be considered. But I know that these days, our culture no long caters to the job loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good thinks come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reached the top of the mountain didn't just fall there. My motto is, if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy the ticket"

Veeky Forumsraelites try begging for a job, hilarity ensues

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

her grilfriend reflecting in her goggles is fucking hawt!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

baseline

Jesus. Anyways, she's American but from the chill part.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

And one more. But seriously, she's out of all of Veeky Forums league.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

You guys make me thankful for not being this far down the /r9k/ rabbithole
I just saw a picture of a girl and ignored it without thinking about it
thanks bitter virgin robots,

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