This is how you neets get a job.
1. Get a haircut
2. Take a shower
3. Go on Google and look up companies in your area. Find out who the big wigs are
4. Put on your nicest shirt and pants. Wear a tie depending on the company
5. Walk into the business and ask to speak to X
6. Give him/her eye contact and a firm handshake
7. Ask for a job
It isn't that hard, Veeky Forums...
8. Whip out dick and put on table.
LOL bro you crack me up. Real life Chad here, CEO of my own lawn mowing company I created as an 8th grader, now doing 750K a year in revenue and growing, as well as now the premier lawn mowing agency for the Utah Jazz and south central Nevada. We dominate the rural Utah and Nevadan areas and will continue to dominate. So anyways to get a job simply create a company and you will then also be the boss and earn more money if you can become successful like me.
-Chad Dude
9. Start sweeping, manager will notice and give you a job on the spot
really good advice user, i would also say it doesn't hurt to be extra nice to the lady at the front desk, a little compliment about how pretty she is can pay off
Love this boomer advice, kek.
but that would take confidence and the ability to read social cues, skills that 99% of Veeky Forums lacks
Good way to not get hired right away. Flirting with reception. Smart move dick mouth.
That picture makes me incredibly depressed.
>tfw you will never have a qt snowboarding gf
Do I still have my dick out while I'm doing this?
Don't get too down on yourself. She is out of 95% of biz's league.
shit bait, kys
Lmao, nobody here is ready to get a serious job.
Nice LARP faggot, what's your company called?
I’m not even ready to get serious pants
>Associated with Utah Jazz
>Proud of it
Kek
Fuck that bitch, she probably lives in a fucking rich bubble with those arian genes, that equipment is expensive as fuck also, fucking lucky normies i wish i could fucking kill tjhem all
Look at her dumb fucking boyfriend taking the picture in her goggles.
"Sure babe ill take a pic of you for your ig"
Meanwhile chad is slidin in her DM's all like "yo thot I have a cabin is aspen". And her dumb fucking boyfriend gets stuck watching their cat while she "finds herself" for the weekend on chads peen.
I fucking hate skanks. No principles at all.
I want to smack that look of arrogance right off her fucking face. Brb going to listen to some Patrice O'Neal to calm myself.
kek nothing that's probably a three year contract where all he has to do is show up
Already won at lottery. Have fun working 8 meaningless hours a day.
companies in my area don't use google
you plan is a shit
found OP
Fist bump brah. I apprencied as a plumber at 18. Now im 24 and pullin 600k/yr. Make my own hrs
Damn those eyes tho
>out of biz’s league
Youre joking right? I mean shes not unattractive but I’d consider her absolute baseline, if I wasn’t in the same league as her I’d actually kms, she is like the Ford fiesta of women. Dependable, predictably attractive, and basically what all my mates gfs look like.
Did that for 3 months now for an engineering internship after working 9 months straight (2 weeks vacation) voluntarily on another company. What am I missing here?
Sure guy, sure.
>Engineering
Isn't that field dominated by high functioning autists? They would probably prefer if you just walked in and handed your resume without saying a word
I wish I lived wherever you are that girls like that are baseline.
hahahah what
You should also brush up your interview skills
Meant for
Yeah. I presume it's caused by the "diploma industry" we have here in my country (Brazil). Everyone has a fucking degree (some more than three) and can't get a decent job
he obviously lives in Canada
why don't your guys parents just make you a trust fund?
i get 50k a month off mine so i dont need to work
Not everyone lives in britbongistan where anything that is female is considered a catch lol
Leafs are really that hot? That girl is straight perfection. Her goggles even say "user"
America is not far behind
Look at his ID
Well done day traders you’ve drove the price down to the point that everyone’s jumping ship. How well are you shorts doing now.
underrated
>doesn't sweep with his dick
10. Tell the boomer that young millenials just don't understand the value of a good work ethic, he'll instantly like you.
Thank you for helping me
Unfortunately I already have a job. The whole point was so I could quit it
>1
Jokes on you, I'm bald
> "I'm a hard worker. I set high goals, and I've been told that I'm persistent. Now, I'm not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the self esteem movement so popular in schools, I used to expect my needs to be considered. But I know that these days, our culture no long caters to the job loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good thinks come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reached the top of the mountain didn't just fall there. My motto is, if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy the ticket"
Veeky Forumsraelites try begging for a job, hilarity ensues
her grilfriend reflecting in her goggles is fucking hawt!
> baseline
Jesus. Anyways, she's American but from the chill part.
And one more. But seriously, she's out of all of Veeky Forums league.
You guys make me thankful for not being this far down the /r9k/ rabbithole
I just saw a picture of a girl and ignored it without thinking about it
thanks bitter virgin robots,