Be immortal

>be immortal
>trapped in coffin
>for 1,000 billion years

wat do.

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Wait a billion years I guess.

>be immortal
>become astronaut
>accident occurs, sent adrift through the galaxy for infinite time
>no oxygen at all
>only blackness

What do?

>1,000 billion years
>Shitty grammar
Fuck off back to

Your thought pattern degrades rapidly due to lack of stimulation.
After a few days, your time perception gets fucked, you start the descent into insanity
After a mere weeks, you can't tell the difference when you're asleep or awake.
After some years, you're just being.

fuck man this kinda shit kept me up at night, well except the immortality part
and the worst part is that it almost certainly happened a few times, whether deliberately or not

What did they mean by this.

Better give me some goku powers if you expect me to be happy being immortal.

Probably scratch my way out. My hands won't be fucked because im immortal

You fucking die because immortality does not mean invincibility. Lack of oxygen will kill you.

they did it in Heroes in season 2, when the time travel guy beams the immortal white jap into that grave

YATA!

you lack imagination, it can very well mean invincibility

They mean mtg is dope

>1,000 billion years
Is that a real billion or an American billion?

jack it

Think happy thoughts.

What if there isn't enough space to get your hand to your dick.

hump the coffin

Masturbate.

I figured you would just scrape at the lid until you break through it then slowly dig your way out. Sure, It's going to take a while, but it's not like you're under any kind of time limit.

The correct answer, also the most horrifying one.

sage goes in all fields.
also, pls ban OP.

rip Kars

what about the other 999 billion?

probably would start dreaming/seeing hallucinations non stop all the time, being god etc.

Every neuron in your brain will atrophy and you won't feel anything.

No but it means you cannot die.
This is what imMORTallity means.

1,000 billion is commonly used in evolutionary biology classes. Sometimes 1,000 million as well.

start halucinating that i'm in fact shitposting on 4chans

No, I'm pretty sure this never happened

A lot of fun stuff will happen

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I lel'd

If its just a wood coffin you could eventually scratch and punch your way out, even if it was solid metal scratching at it for 14 hours a day for a year would probably make some sort of hole. You could even just punch it through seeing as bones is one of the strongest metals known to mankind.

>1,000 billion years
when do you think you are?

what if the coffin is in a snake pit?

>eventually he stopped thinking...

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