>working on your PHD thesis in particle physics >lean back in your chair to let all the blood flow back from your massive brain and momentarily recucitate your atrophying body. >suddenly feel a cold steel barrel pressing against the back of your neck >we are the ghosts of philosophers past present and future >you must now overcome any potential biases and use all your available brain power to try and come up with a plausible reason for why science could be fundamentally flawed >if you do not make a serious effort your frontal lobe will be shot clean off
Go.
Brody Price
sounds boring
pass
Parker James
do i get a ghost blowjob first?
Tyler Bell
Dont confuse your lack of ability with a lack of motivation.
Joseph Brooks
don't confuse my lack of motivation with a lack of ability
Jaxson Parker
Problem of induction
next
David Wilson
Humans.
Cameron Butler
> PHD thesis in particle physics What's the topic? I am also a particle physics phd student
Caleb Clark
I feel like a postgraduate physicist would be smart enough to realise OP isn't actually a particle physicist.
Evan Brown
Well, with and me, there's at least two of us on here shitposting. Why not more?
Aaron Collins
Alright, I'll join in. >tfw to intelligent for particle physics
Cooper Evans
>to intelligent for particle physics >to intelligent >too
kek thanks for making me laugh I needed that today
Owen Nguyen
hello newfag
Jordan Walker
OP was being hypothetical. He's saying YOU hypothetically are working on YOUR hypothetical (or, in your case, actual) particle physics phd and are presented with the situation: find a fundamental flaw with science or lose your frontal lobe.
Dominic Bailey
Honestly not trolling - can we define 'science'? I can think of flaws in how we practice science
Hunter Bennett
Why the fuck did you losers apply for nojob: the postgrad ?
Meanwhile in Condensed matter physics >literallly 300k starting >worldwide job availibility >desirable both in private and public sectors
off yourselves my men
Oliver Bennett
Because of the memes, obviously. Future jobless physicist reporting.
Aiden Rogers
Mentally ill people (people we deem to be irrational) have an entirely different and incorrect perception of reality yet they have full faith that it is correct, it seems to be that truth ellicits an emotional response when a new logical structure conforms to previous beliefs/restructures them to be self consistent, who's to say that our reality isn't a construction of invalid self consistent logic?
However only science has improved the standard and quality of life, I'm pretty sure my assumption that we can trust our perceptions when dissecting and measuring the world around us is well placed,
Brody Hill
if you get a PhD in nuclear physics isn't there hope for a job? Besides copping out and doing medical or geophysics, I mean. I know there's national security and research you can be doing.
>physics undergrad >staying at same uni for masters, but pissed off a couple of the physics professors so they rejected me >now breezing through nuclear engineering master's >not sure if I should stay in NE or go back into Physics for my PhD
need to decide if I'm taking the PGRE this summer or not lol.
Kevin Thomas
Yeah Ill have a large number 8 please
James Morales
Science is put forward by our abilities to perceive the universe. We hold this as truth, however, this is only one way of perceiving the universe. To become completely objective and understand and know, we must decouple ourselves from our futile selves.
John Sullivan
Thankfully i'm not a theorist shitter and i'll always find some experiments to work on. And nothing stops me from changing field in the end. I know some professors who had their diploma, phd and second phd in different fields.