Veeky Forums humor

Oh my gosh. Stoners are the worst! Not even once man.

Hey. That meme. Do you have the template?

I want to make one.

I do not, unfortunately... Just got it from a previous thread. It would make a great template.

E to the x

Last I hear yall niggas were having sex! With the same sex!

>tfw hard drive crashed overnight and all Veeky Forums humar content is lost
feels bad man

I gotcha

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M FUCKING DEAD. I know at least 5 people like this.

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Ngl. I almost spilled my drink. Good laugh

So basically they just call males females ?

is this brainwashing?!

Do unis make you into slaves?

I'm not even a second year student and I could figure out a paper to write.

>2011 was 6 years ago

Why is this so good?

Except the females give birth through their penis/vagina.

Main people make the conjecture that the educational system kills creativity and enthusiasm (it did for me).

But another, probably more popular view, is that people entering college are naive, unrealistic, and egotistical.

You should look up the etymology of Sophomore; I think it loosely means "know-it-all".

what's supposedly funny in OPs pic?

The rocket is way too cute. :(

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In order to get the joke, you need to know a bit of biology, a bit of math, and a bit of linguistics.

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Earth is a rhombus pls respond

What the fuck I was in the last level one day before my first day in physics

In other words, youll find this funny after your first lecture of linear algebra.

I don't get why the mosquito is a scalar and the rock climber is a vector

It's the other way around.

The climber scales mountains, the mosquito is a disease vector.

>not understanding engineering thermodynamics at age 3
Are you even trying?

If you can get the PhD your inferiority complex can probably end up helping

LOL!!!

[eqn] ⌊π10^∞⌋-10⌊π10^(∞-1)⌋ [/eqn]

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bich pls
[eqn] \frac{\delta S } {\delta q } = 0 [/eqn]

why do people write it that way with the zero? just move the dl/dq term to the other side

>I took that screenshot
Holy fuck time flies

>hamiltonian fag

leave that shit in quantum where it belongs

S is more tied to L than to H

Or just study physics...

I don't get it

physics is literally irrelevant to the joke

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[spoiler]HOT[/spoiler]

I think it's a masturbation joke, like your life.

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I chuckled.

A lot of weird shit happens in the animal kingdom
humoncomics.com/archive/animal-lives

Really cool. I can tell I don't want to be a spider.

I never heard of a larger organism cloning itself. That's really interesting that this lizard doesn't mate with males unless it feels kinky.

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>Whiptails lizards do not experience mutations.
>Muh lack of dick.

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but it IS EVOLVING, the clones will differ genetically because even biological machines make mistakes, infact those mistakes is pretty much how you're alive, tottaly yay right?

p.s. the solution here is better egg making with out intercoarse, who needs sex anyways, its a waste of time for people who cant get the same arousal from math and the fact that one exists and is able to reflect on that

What's the difference between Fox news and friction?
One is a conservative force.
What's the similarity?
They both cause retardation.

Microsoft paint

Multitrack drifting here actually saves a life.

If somebody built a Klein Box, would all original thinking case?

I got into planetology around 3, mom got me hooked on learning, was an entomologist by 4 and a hardcore ecologist by 7
Thanks a lot mom
My children will only watch tv tell ya what

which one is the vector and which one is the scalar?

> The climber scales mountains, the mosquito is a disease vector.

The mountain is the vector, and the climber has scales. The mosquito is just an annoyance.

Spicy...

Easier to solve differential equations when given in this form

Vector: something that transmits disease, and also an arrow thing in math/physics (something that has a direction and a magnitude)

Scalar: A quantity that has only magnitude, no direction. Sounds like "scaler", a rock climber scales rocks, so a rock climber is a scalar

>is also equal to [math]\zeta (0)[/math]
That's literally false.

Fucking kek'd to
>on

Well I can see your thinking 'cased'

Bottom track generates 1/12 of a life so use that one

Not what once man? U honestly believe child rapists are not working than stoners. You're fucking crazy insane and should heck yourself into an institution buddy. For your own good. Or buy an eighth of purple kush and get busy smoking or get busy toking

Weight in kilograms. Now that's a chuckle.

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The answer is don't flip the switch to start the trolley.

Also the derivation has it come out that way

If both are infinite, it's not even important which one but by logic I would choose the bottom one because sometime in the future the train will be stopped because the force of the amount of humans lying on the ground is higher than the one of the train.

It's very commonly used in industry
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram-force

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user, what do you think defines the difference between males and females? Your parents should have explained this to you.

By that logic, the top one generates 6 times as many lives.

m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLZRRxQcaEjA4qyEuYfAMCazlL0vQDkIj2&v=qZXpgf8N6hs
LOL

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Does anyone have a torrent though?