Where does Veeky Forums make friends and socialize in college?

Where does Veeky Forums make friends and socialize in college?

i transferred to a top 25 uni for comp sci for more research opportunities, but now I have no friends.

anyone else been in the same boat?

ask random people if they want to see your dick.

user pls im a lonely sad boy i need help

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Well, transferring probably didn't help.

There are always a ton of events on campus. Just choose one that looks fun and talk to some people at club shindigs.

wrong thread?

I think he means to just flame trump to fit in

>being in the most anti-social department
>complain about not having friends
The easiest way is to go to socials. Easier to talk to people and open up when everyone is liquored up.

mindlessly regurgitating anti-trump rhetoric is the new norm

all because he defunded some fake climate science

what the fuck are socials. im american so im not familiar

>what the fuck are socials. im american so im not familiar

Dude. I am an American. You should know what a social is.

A social is like a small event for strangers to get together to talk and meet one another.

Usually it is a nice event with some wine and hors d'oeuvres.

It would be hosted by your department or clubs at your university. Sometimes students will have some small get togethers as well and will spread invitations through Facebook, etc.

okay cool, looks to me like i should try and join some clubs on campus if i want any shot of not being a lonely fuck. thanks bro.

Computer science...you and the rest of the world.. kek

I'm in exactly that situation. Just do as many society-based activities as you can, and count the days until you graduate and no longer have any opportunities to socialise.

i had a good deal of friends in comp sci at my old school. we weren't spergs or anything either if you can believe that.

Friends are for normies.

How do I get invited to parties, Veeky Forums?

Anyone with a semblance of normality and social acuity tend to gravitate towards each other and become insta friends in CS

we have to stick together

Be a girl or know a girl or be attractive.

Go to your college's anime/video game/rpg club

go outside

Go to bars and try to fuck chicks. You'll inevitably end up meeting other dudes as wingmen,

>Top 25, not top 20
>transfer
Welcome to UCLA fellow bruin :^)

Thats because spergs don't need to be taught how to use a computer

lol

This. OP the only way to make friends is to get a sex change and become a girl. Either that or dress like a girl and become a trap, when guys see your feminine penis they're gonna want to fuck you in the ass though. Everything I know about socializing I've learned from this website, so basically that means that I assume the majority of men also like Japanese cartoon girls. So I'd also recommend you try to dress like an anime girl if you really wanna get guys attention.

Make friends and talk about stuff. Don't let on AT ALL that you never get invited to parties. People will only invite you do do things I feel A. They like you a lot or B. They think that you are of greater than or eaqual to social standing than them.

It's a meme on /pol/

This

Go where you have your own interests

RSD LUKE SOCIAL CIRCLE BLUEPRINT

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I'm pretty confused right now

this book looks like a meme. the author looks like a total autist desu

I don't and you shouldn't either. The closest person that I have to a friend on campus is my PI.

Get good grades, don't party, research at least 10 hours a week, other extracurricular shit. Then you can get a good job and money. That's all that matters. Don't know why I'm lecturing you though when you're the one that goes to a top 25.

Seriously, why/how do people have friends? Do they talk to them on their phones everyday or something.

Because I have base instincts that are satisfied by being social

Also "Networking" is emphasized by my university

If friends are that important to you and you are basically a normie then it really isn't any different than making friends earlier. Talk to the guy next to you in lab, join a lunch table. If you are in a good school there are usually orientation programs and dorm events that introduce you to a bunch of people.

I find the most interesting people to talk to are often from when you both take a similar class like say AI or PDE etc. I think uni is also a great chance to meet international students who are usually just as needing of friends and tend to be pretty smart. Joining a lab also means you'll have undergrad and grad friends who are also potential friends and resources for life.

But most I'm fine by myself. I genuinely don't care that much when I was in uni.

Thanks for the fap material OP

Don't try to make friends. Just focus on doing things that benefit you and watch as people naturally gravitate towards you. Now that I'm killing it in all my classes, all the bitches want to be friends with me.

>Seriously, why/how do people have friends? Do they talk to them on their phones everyday or something.
To meet, talk, share hobbies (for instance music band), party, fuck, eat, drink, having fun,...
I sometimes talk to them on the phone to arrange above things but that's all.

Haha, did you fuck any of them yet? Or do you just make their assignments so they can go out and fuck other guys?

DELET THIS

Canadian speak there. Socials are essentially public parties. They are good for meeting people in your department or faculty if your department/faculty is hosting one. Since it's public, you can just attend if you want to and you can meet a lot of people that way.

Science is a search for truth. Along the way whatever part of that truth you discover is your friend.
For companionship focus only on 19year old women

If you have to ask, either go the "fake it until you make it" route and pretend to be a social butterfly while learning to deal with rejection until you get lucky, or accept that not everybody needs to have 100 friends and endure your autism

>invited
I mean nigga how boring is your college that frats dont throw opens?

Who cares?

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Hey fuck you for hating trump and voting for him. I support him and he's doing away with ice melting. Make america great again that means no more rising seas he's saying flu shots are bad maybe in an attempt to fuck with big pharma and he certainly doesn't afraid of anything. He thinks nazis are terrific.