How do I initiate a (romantic) conversation with my math TA?

Just kill yourself.

Nerd fantasy

just flirt, retard

...

how

smile
ask her number
ask her out

Holy crap so much fedora.

I've just read this whole thing and he's utterly and completely right

I haven't gotten laid myself yet, because becoming so is not an instantaneous process, it requires a lot of self-control which can by cultivated only gradually, or else the inner nature protests against it

Complement her shirt

>hi, I would like to go for some coffee with you?

that's not a term you faggot

It`s supposed to be a parody, faggot.

>tall

Sucks to be you lanklet, she will never go for you

>yfw every single ancestor of yours has gotten laid
>yfw retarded chinks and hicks and niggers can get laid
>yfw lots of virgin autist spergs ITT and failures to our species

Read How to Win Friends and Influence People.

Newton died a virgin. Do you think he was a failure to our species?

Western culture is a failure, big surprise.

Sorry I meant to quote

So scientific advancements, being able to go to the moon and all other shit is a failure? Sure it's better to be of an african tribe, with a sub-100 IQ and life expectancy of 30 years.

she has a boyfriend OP

How can you contribute to her happiness, fulfillment, can you bring her joy? Bring her happiness and she'll be attracted to you; though remember, she has a job.

Considering climate change, nuclear war, and antibiotic resistant bacteria are the leading risks of extinction for our species? Yeah I think it's safe to say we'd still be surviving for quite a while as Africans living in mud huts.

She doesn't, even if she does that means nothing, I see no ring. I had a gf a month ago and now I don't.
The only problem I see is that she's 30 and I'm 23.

This

>Newton died a virgin.

By choice.

Women only slow highly advanced thinking. Newton literally had to devote his entire life to what he did...you think he could have had that success if he had to deal with a woman all the time?

>I see no ring
You do realize that girls typically don't use a ring if the relationship is only a bf/gf type of thing, right?

Do something as great as Newton and maybe you'll receive an exemption too.

Don't blame the culture. Even the dumbest, ugliest mouthbreathers here can get laid. In fact, western culture should encourage and stimulate the shedding of your virgin autist spergism - it would actually be excusable if you lived in pajeetstan

coffee with one of these

Literally these OP
t. fucking TA right now

How do you know about my leaf?

Pretty obvious to stop a leaf.

If you already had a gf you should be able to approach a woman.

Well my intentions are not (just) to fuck her, I would very much like to be with her.
How is it anyways? Do you keep it secret and is it frowned upon?

Fucking idiot
Read the thread
You'll get her fired

No hes right, the first part/intro is definetely fedora tier and designed to play on your insecurities and make you feel like it could,happen to you. However the bullet points of advice are dead on

Not really. Even with all those threats, we are far better than starving africans (who are also affected by that).

Being a virgin sucks, but my point is that it doesn't mean that you are an ultimate failure. It doesn't mean that you are supposed to slack. I think is reasonable to at least try to be as big as Newton.

It's silly not to go for it for the reason that in case it goes well someone might be bothered by it.

OP is also annoying for not just go with Also, for using my ava

>play on your insecurities= fedora tier

kys

Have some advice

>24 going on 25 and well on my way to becoming a wizard
>somehow meet a girl
>shes infertile, loves blow jobs (swallows), and lets me creampie her whenever
>never used a condom
>was in a relationship with her for almost 3 years
>broke up
>realize that I will probably never have sex again
>can't even get pleasure from jacking off anymore since the orgasm is like 1/100th of the intensity of a creampie or a girl swallowing your load.

My autism still remains and will likely never get laid again. It is better to never have had it then to have it, lose it and realize you will almost certainly never get it again.

"Bothered by it" is different from "get her fired"
It's against the rules to have relationships with your students because 1) conflict of interest and 2) abuse of power (though no one will probably care about this because the powerful member is the woman in this case)

If she's worth her salt, she'll shut you down hard. In all my years TAing, I've had a few girls try to make a move on me and I shot that shit down like artillery, and she will too.

You nerds need to stop goading him on to live your fantasy. This is as cringey as trying to get with your nurse. Get over it.

Never try it OP. It isn't worth what will happen.

I tried to sexually come on to my 60 year old Indian female professor because she mentioned in a class that she had never had kids because she couldn't find the right man. I am kind of fat and ugly, but thought she would still want some attention.

Basically I arranged a meeting to discuss the class and bought along a box of chocolates and a compass, because she is a math professor, and halfway trhough the meeting pulled the chocolate out, stabbed the compass into one to skewer it and tried to shove it into her mouth romantically. accidentally poked her and caused bleeding. very nearly lost my place at the school

Top lele

they're employees of the university.

My sides.

But that never happened.

It didn't read like she will be taken by surprise and think negatively of him if he makes a move, and I don't see anybody else involved. Thus I don't see why an expectation of "she will you down" would be a good reason not to try and make a move. Flirting is fun, so do it.

>fall in love with physics teacher
>one day I awkwardly ask her to go eat with me one of these days
>she smiles and rubs off the nervousness saying no and walks away
>I am so ashamed I dont know what the fuck to do anymore
>she teases me about it like 1 or 2 times after that
>the whole thing made me felt terrible because thought she was laughing at me
>stop going to her class and fail at it

Every now and then when I see her I blush like crazy.

In other words, OP. Be sure its going to work, else prepare for awkwardness.

Also this.

>>she teases me about it like 1 or 2 times after that
You're in bro. She just needed time to warm up to you. Teasing you = cleared for landing

I am awkward, shy, tall and UGLY. You have no idea dude.

By teasing I meant...

>laughing about the whole thing

In other words, she was laughing at me getting all nervous and red every time I kept going to her classes.

I've done autistic things. But that was certainly one of the most. Autism really took over.

This is her desu.

She's a nerd. Nerd chicks are impressed by science. Just go up to her and start dropping science facts. Don't even say hi. If she looks flustered, that means she's trying to retain composure while her pussy froths like a goddamn cappuccino. That's when you go in for the kiss.

Fairly good, but I could never look away from that mole on her nose.

That would be the most distracting thing ever

>while her pussy froths like a goddamn cappuccino
neat