Professor emails you back

>professor emails you back
>misspells your name

> Proffessor misspells your name when she gives out some assignment's notes
> Now your surname means "gossiper"

I found it pretty funny, so I never told her.

Dong Xiao Ping?

not even. fairly common Western first name

sometimes I think they do it intentionally, to hurt you, or to make you think weird stuff

>professor emails you back
>"I have a boyfriend"

>professor emails you back
>it's a dick pic

are you at yale, just gather your whole dorm an march to the professors house and scream at him for an hour at what an asshole he is.

>type out a long, profound, incisive email with pertinent questions
>professor never answers

>professor emails you a long, profound, incisive email with pertinent questions
>you can't answer any of them

>Professor misgenders you
>You get him fired and he commits suicide

>Professor emails me back
>never email me again or I'm contacting the police

>get invited to some dinner thing for making deans list
>dont go

>emailing anyone ever at all in the history of being alive once

I once emailed my prof asking whether I could work alone on a group project (I formatted it right and was super polite).

>K

His response.

I guess it's not that bad.

> Dean invites you to his office for a congratulatory handshake.
> Roomates throw you a party.
> Show up four hours early drunk and high.

Are you Civil?
> No I'm Ameil
Are you in Civil
> My name is Ameil.
OK, but are you in Civil?
> Uhhhhh

>> Dean invites you to his office for a congratulatory handshake.
Why would you go to someone's office just for a handshake lmao.

>Email professor, scrutinising your own grammar and spelling trying to be polite as possible.
>He replies using broken grammar, no uppercase letters and emojis.

used to TA in a large 300 student intro chemistry class

My cubicle is right next to professors

He'd always gripe and moan when he would log into his email and there's 50+ emails from students in the morning, and 50+ more before leaving (he taught several courses and had upwards of 800 students)

what other response was he supposed to give to an autist?

I would love to have a professor to right like that :D

>spend a lot of time with my students, go above and beyond to make sure everyone gets the material
>they misspell my name on the exam

what is the value of K?

>professor emails you back
>takes interest in your questions
>invites you over to "discuss" them

>accidentally submit draft coding homework where some of the variables have racist names
>get an A

>emails you back a month later
>doesn't include a greeting

You realize they don't read those right? Someone has had to explain to you at some point that they use a program to grade your shit.

>8th grade
>our grades are writen in a electronic catalog
>most of my teachers are over 70 years
>math,english,history only A
>french and romanian shit grades
>one day math teachear accidentaly puts math grade at romanian and french
>yes.jpg
Got myself some money from my parents.

>studying Romanian
You must be Romanian, no way that could be a subject at any other school.

>be TA
>help prof with grading assignments
>he's swamped with research
>help out grads who are helping him
>"thx"
Come on, at least include some vowels.

roddelaar?