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sorry for the shit font

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Review this book.

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Looks like a self-published shitpost novella you'd find on Amazon.

Looks like the 7th grade summer reading novel everyone passed up on for Holes.

>Woman author
>Pretentious cover that is just enough to attract Freshman pseuds into reading it, like Milk and Honey
You have a real future bestseller on your hands.

Actual patrician-core. 10/10 would absolutely read. Most copies are going to get dusty for two or three years in the Barnes and Noble recommended shelf before they take it down, though.

This is 10/10 bibliƓ

Sums up Veeky Forums well: superficial criticism of something you clearly haven't read.

small-press anti-drug parable

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Does it work if the author I got is a famous artist?

Already read the first chapter, broski. It was shit. It was basically the Indian version of The Fault in Our Stars, except she's a bus-rape victim. Try /r/books instead.

Also, you didn't check my dubble-dubs, bub.

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>dat title
>non-human animals
>weird name
>artsy animal illustration

Eco-activist rant confirmed.
Seems fitting.

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It's actually a postmodern excursion into the life of an Albanian fisherman who finds God in a sea turtle, but I see where you could mix that up.

Russian expat's take on American socialist realism; "harrowing depictions of poverty"; "the city comes alive."

Future Fahrenheit 451

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*William S. Burroughs
FTFY

ban this filth

Future winner of a minor literary prize sponsored by a chain of coffee shops right here

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Hey, it's the new Don Delillo here.

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Next to the Jodi Picoult books, folks

10/10 would read and review for goodreads

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This would otherwise be a 10/10 but I see the name and just start laughing. Whiny cunt of a footballer.

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Kek

Shitty YA fiction huh

>alt-lit short story collection involving living in brooklyn, having sex with 17 year olds, taking pills, "partying", psychedelics, and muh depression written by a 29 year old foreigner

heres my second attempt.
sad true story reminding me of my sister's keeper or wahtever jodi picoult novel; aimed at middle aged women

My only wish? That Ntumbachushi Falls was a real author

nice

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I suck at this

Sounds comfy as fuck.

The title/pic looks like it could be a David Sedaris or Sloane Crosley book desu

would you read?

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I should buy photoshop

The latest book from Knopf.

well done!

it's not so bad