Kurt Vonnegut

>Plato
>More like Play-Dough

> Ernest Hemingway
> More like Ernest Heminggay :PPPpppppPPpppPpPP

Please don't post hate symbols.

Epictetus? More like epic taters

>Aeschylus
>More like Aes-skill-less

>chuck palahniuk
>More like cuck palahdick

>Don Delillo
>More like Don Dildo

>Homer
>More like Homo-faggot

>not going with William Shakesqueer

>aristotle?
> more like dont-bother-reading-prior-philosophers-im-rightle

>F. Scott Fitzgerald
>more like Fuck Scott Shitzterrible

>david foster wallace
>more like dated imposter wallASS

kek

>T.S. Eliot
>more like P.U. Eliot

>Heraclitus
>More like Her Clitoris

Nabokov?
More like Nahfuckoff

>Michel Foucault
>More like Michel fook off

>Leo Tolstoy
>more like Leo Foolstoy

>Yukio Mishima
>More like makes-me-want-to-pukio Mishima

nice

>Cervantes
>more like Snorevantes

John Barth? More like John Barf

>Borges
>More like Boreges

>Thomas Mann
>More like Thomas-likes-Mann-because hés gay and likes the peepee

>Roland Barthes
>More like rolls-in-the-bath

>Mikhail Bulgakov
>More like Mikhail Bulghar Cock

>John Green
>More like John God-among-men

Marlowe?
More like Farbelow

Did you mean "P. U. Smelliot"

George Orwell?
More like George Or Great

Mays u thibk

Holy heck hahah

>Kant
>More like Can't.

>Soren Kierkegaard
>More like now-I'm-Snorin' Kierkegaard

>Jane Austen
>more like Lame Autism

>Charlotte Bronte
>More like Shit-a-lot Brontosaurus

more like Chuck the Gay Cuck

>Tom Robbins
>more like Knob Slobbins

>Euripides
>more like 3DPDs

>John Keats
>More like Yawn Keats

No

...

Tbf he is

>implying

>George Eliot
>more like Mary Ann Evans

eke

>Plautus
>more like flautas

>Arthur Miller
>more like Arthur Shill-er

The wit, the humor! Glad I get to discuss literature with the best contemporary minds.

>Ivan Goncharov?
>more like Ivan Gon-down-the-drain-rov

this was juuuust stupid enough to make me laugh

>Donald Ray Pollock
>more like Donald Ray Bollocks

>Alexandre Dumas
>More like Alexandre Dumbass

>Anthony Burgess
>more like Anthony Burn-this

>Mario Puzo
>more like Mario Puze-no thanks I'd rather take a nap

>Anonymous
>More like Anoncemous

k e k e

>Honoré de Balzac
>More like Yawnoré The Ballsack

>evelyn waugh

>more like evelyn waaaa?

>Nathaniel Hawthorne
>more like Nathaniel Hawthsnore

>Herman Melville
>more like Herman Soporific

David foster Wallace?
more like david fucking hanged himself

Are you a retarded person?

>Neil Gaiman
>more like Kneel, Gay-man

it's obviously making fun of the entire premise of the thread

Zoz

Which is about as basal as you can get. You have one foot in the pool at that point, while the rest of us have drowned and shitpost without care.

>Michael Chabon
>More like Mike your mother's a Dike

>Victor Hugo
>more like Hu-go-fuck-yourself

>Rene Descartes
>More like Whiny Dickfart

you seem very upset about something

Poor interpretation.

>Kurt Hamsun
>more like Kurt Sleep-Inducing

>more like Victor You-go into the trash

>Charles Dickens
>more like Charles Tiresome

>confucius
>more like confused zhou