Movies give me boners

>movies give me boners
>Music gives me boners
>A book has never given me a boner

pleb

>never heard of 50 shades of grey

wew lad

very secks, happy ow, much boner

I always concentrate more when I jack off before reading.

Make sure the pages have been lubed, otherwise you could get paper-cuts.
I find the more pages there are, the better the pressure, deep in the middle of a 1000 pager.
Also, deckle edges are a plus, ribbed for your pleasure. :)

Hopefully this solves your problems.

When I jack off I can't concentrate and want to die for the next day or so.

someone clearly has not read Humbert Humbert's journal...

>he hasn't read Gravity's Rainbow

lol no joke a popped a woody my first time reading lolita

exactly 2 scenes in 120 days of sodom gave me a boner.
I get boners often while reading due to the swaying motion of the train I commute on.

Lolita & Story of the Eye

Well, many many books have given me boners, but never music.

have you READ lolita?

I jack off so much I don't know what normal life is.

I'm not a pedo

this

Get a load of this faggot.

We all are a little bit pedo inside.

I'm always serene after I jack off. But that doesn't mean I don't get sad.

Books give me bonors like crazy. Sucks to be you.

Read more books

story of the eye

Books never give me a stiff because I am only attracted to girls within about a two-year range with somewhat specific characteristics, and they're just daughters in whatever I read.

>not wanting superior shota
absolutely disgusting

Seriously? Just off the top of my head
>Odyssey
>Orlando Furioso
>The Crying of Lot 49
>Like 80% of all Rimbaud poems
have all given me boners

rimbaud doesnt need to write poems to make me hard if u capture that tailwind

You must be incredibly gay

That's cause you just jizzed out all the horny thoughts that were clouding your mind

>not getting a boner reading about alien centipedes raping and murdering young boys in naked lunch

I'd like to capture Rimbaud's tailwind between my cock and his boipussy if you catch my drift.

You must not have read Naked Lunch then.

>He hit her upside the head with his open hand, a loud and terrible blow. That took care of his anger. Then, before she could cry or speak, he had dragged her up on the bed next to him, her dazed little hands already at the buttons of his trousers, her white frock already pulled above her waist. She had been wearing nothing at all underneath, nothing all day . . . how I’ve wanted you, she whispered as paternal plow found its way into filial furrow

read Vox by Nicholson Baker

or anything by Henry Miller

>Naked Lunch
i can think of at least two things, that are wrong with this title.

Erotica has made for some of the most satisfying faps of my life.

I dunno, read more?

by erotica I mostly mean particularly good gay fanfiction with lengthy sex scenes, but if anyone knows some nice gay erotica to rec pls do./

Then you haven't read Lolita yet