He fell for the airplane meme

>50% chance of fucking emma watson provided you guys date
>doesn't matter that theres a 0.00001% chance of that happening, you're gonna treat it like you have a 50/50 shot

If everyone who fucked Emma Watson lost their dick in the process you wouldn't get near her.

THIS guy gets it.
Thats why I always take a bomb with me on airplanes.
The chance of two bombs being on an airplane at the same time is insignificant.

Ahaha, no. Not even close.

Please see

Even when adjusting for shit like that planes are safer

planes are literally the best engineered and safest transport device we have ever engineered the fuck out of and conceived

Wrong

Well....

We conceived of walking slowly and carefully. Probably safer, but then, not as convenient for going to Hong Kong.

But yeah, they are amazingly fucking safe, especially considering how completely hostile is the environment where they operate.

Yeah, you're right. I'll just walk. Ride my bike. Drive. Swim.

Yes they are. You are much more likely to die in a plane crash than a car crash given equal number of miles traveled.