You're at the bar drinking a red ale. The bartender sets this down in front of you

why is that potato peeled like that

I get the feeling that tay'toe had eyes. Low quality produce improperly prepared.

Inca Kola

I miss the Irate Irishman. Seems like everything good in this world eventually comes to an end.

It's a lazy kitchen way to both get rid of deep-set eyes and divets, and reduce boiling time.

Wait, what am I doing in New England?

That is a New England boiled dinner, is it not?

>Yeah! Pass the ranch!
God damn pleb

Mustard on corned beef is popular in Newfoundland.

OJ was guilty.

im not sorry you can't get a loan.

Dig in, looks bretty gud