Kant, more like CAN'T

Kant, more like CAN'T

Hegel, moar liek "Ayyyy gurrrl"

I'm not attaching a picture.

schopenhauer more like bald faggot who needs to a gf hauer

jesus christ i fucking hate frenchs

HOLY SHT

>implying he wasn't chad in his young years

ayy gurl

LOL

I put down Parerga and Paralipomena right there, I mean, really Schopenhauer?

>Schopenhauer was a chad while also being a nihilist
>Nietzsche was practically a robot but with an uplifting view on existence
My quarks are firing like crazy. Guys, I think I cannot stop.

Freud, more like FRAUD.

I'm stilling waiting on proof on this. Seems like he was always a little balding faggot

>balding this much
>saying 'Chad' on Veeky Forums

You aren't fooling anyone, frogman

hegel? heh... more like

GAYGEL

So are we supposed to pronounce this
>Kant, more like can't
or
>can't, more like Kant

Aristotle?

More like "Harris' totem" (up your ass)

Plato? More like Playdoh! Am I right guys?

Hahaha nice one mate. Here let me try another one tell me if it's funny alright? ... ehh...

..descartes? More like DISCARDED!

Literally Werner Herzog

Heidegger? More leik HIGH NIGGER!

Nice one

Arthur Rimbaud? More like I Do Rimjob!

Shit I've been found out

Stirner, more like COAL BURNER

Nozick? More like NO DICK

>t. Rawls

Kant? more like Cunt.

Sam Haris ? more like

Sam Hairy .

Fucking Germans.

Underrated post

He actually looks a bit like James Norton

Stirner? More like BIG FUCKING FOREHEAD!

Wait...

i am roaring holy fuck