Last Meals

nice blog, where can i subscribe?

A lot of the dudes I work with are still stuck on 90s rock, so I hear it semi-frequently.

Just give OP your address and you guys can be pen pals!

Veeky Forums.org/ck/catalog

Don't worry, I'll be gone soon. Then you can get back to your fast food/cola/eceleb threads

Have you considered just not going? Hire a better lawyer and fight it. You're gonna waste 2 of the best years in your life, lose your job, lose your gf, and start saying poor people phrases like "thanks homie"

Sorry, I should have specified his cookbook. He also has a few videos of doing stuff on Youtube. Dunno what kind of prison you will be in but this could prove useful.
amazon.com/Commissary-Kitchen-Infamous-Prison-Cookbook/dp/0997146230

I would rather not say what my charges are but I am a pretty straight-laced dude who got fucked over from being painfully naive. Shit's rough.

It's pretty set in stone, and I don't feel like wasting any more money or effort on trying to get past it, I'm resigned to my fate.

But is "homie" not common parlance where you live? Everyone here uses homie as an affectionate, genderless form of address. And northern colorado is about as far from poor as you can get, outside of Connecticut/Maryland

... What happened to you?

Are you retarded?

going to try and keep this thread board relevant

what type of snacks are you going to buy with your slave labor money in jail?
Remember not to let anyone know you have money because you'll be locked up in there with people who habitually take advantage of folks