How do I into writing?

How do I into writing?

you combine letters to form words

Read the masters. Think of a story. Structure the story. Write the story. Edit the story.

i hope thats intentional

wow

welcome

I hope that's international.

OP: first, you LEARN to INCLUDE VERBS in your sentences.

What is 'do'?

I hope that's intentional.

This was all a mistake

Spring
In the
the Paris

Holy shit how many fig newtons are here

Anime was a mistake.

who are the masters?

You need a 3 digit IQ, sorry op

pinecone

I have an IQ of 3, will that work?

Just start writing. Don't over think it. Doesn't matter what, just start with whatever comes to mind and like the fact that your noses itches and then talk about that and then just keep swinging tangentially from topic to topic, eventually things will just start blooming.

Also, there will be multiple times you think what your writing is stupid, grammatically incorrect, or just a little ham fisted. Give that voice a name and IGNORE THAT FUCKER. Mine is Andy and he's a piece of shit. Edit when your done, your only job is writing and it doesn't have to be good, it just has to involve you writing. Simple.

My name's Dylan and I think you're a fucking charlatan

At least hes fucking

He's not fucking, Andy's fucking him. There's a difference.

Go get me a soda.

i blame faddish annual motivational lies

Unironic NaNoWriMo posters should be IP banned

Force yourself to do it, because if you can make money from it, it's better than any other job you're qualified for. Albeit, probably harder. Also, there's that "if". Most people can write for shit.