If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

Which English translation of the Bible is most accurate to your vision?

Are there any other human like societies at any point in time in the universe

why does it hurt?

What do you like to do?

I would tell him he's a shitty mod, the graphics have gotten boring, it's been buggy since my twenties, and when can we have humanity 2.0?

Asking God a question seems pretty hubristic.

God, why did you give me autism?

This.
imo it's the Douay-Rheims.

I would say, I'm looking for non-canonical Biblical texts, books that were not included in the New/Old Testament because they were deemed as not being "written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit."

I checked /x/'s Megashare but all it had was stuff on alchemy and voodoo lol

What is the ordered pair whose first element is the best question I can ask you and whose second element is the answer to that question?

what up scrow?

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN EVERYTHING WAS FALLING APART

ttttttttthe hoooolocoooost bruhhh. parently god got no BRoblem with geno(taking)SIDES

How can I be with you always?

Will you sweep away the righteous with the wicked? What if there are fifty righteous people in the world? Will you really sweep it away and not spare the place for the sake of the fifty righteous people in it? Far be it from you to do such a thing—to kill the righteous with the wicked, treating the righteous and the wicked alike. Far be it from you! Will not the Judge of all the earth do right?

Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole world for lack of five people?

why tho xd)notevenquestionmark( fuk u op u amde me do tis

the cake is a lie, braaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[ROUTERSOUND]Oh, looks like a wild soundtrack appeared before my arrow in the knee, you autismal hEdgecock.

ranch or cool ranch?

I have this weird ache in my ankle, its not all too bad but it doesn't seem to go away, should I get it checked out or nah?

he may interject with "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

there is no such thing as time

IDDQD?

ranch?

Am not God, but you should get it checked. I was a baller and had shitloads of troubles with my legs. When something hurts and the pain doesn't go away, always get it checked. That's basically the first thing I learned. It might not worth it short-term but it certainly does long-term. It could be a sign of a problem that will have much harsher consequences as you and your joints grow older.

alright I will

YOU STUPID BITCH YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!

I think I would ask him what his motivation was to create humanity. I want to believe it was more than a sadistic game.

what if god was one of us?

n-no way!

I'll let Johnny Cash answer your question for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=2UGEaWfiDGA

How many enemies remained, including You?

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>God, why didn't you tell us about the dinosaurs?
>U-um, um...
>God come on, tell me
>Well nobody was supposed to find out. At first I made other stuff, I was just trying out, and once I made a dinosaur, well, I couldn't stop making them. I really liked dinosaurs. I made lots and lots of dinosaurs. But you know at some point I thought they were really lame, so I destroyed them in my anger. Please no bully.

Are you really God?

Would you please make me a dragon?

Thanks for that. You're a funny guy.

Is the other side also overpopulated, just as here?

Would He be required to answer it or is there still a chance He'd go on a rant like He did to Job?

is it true that heaven is a halfpipe?

Why don't we have secondary skulls to protect our balls

ay want sum fuk?

What is the real path to heaven?

Why did you make the jews?

i have few but can't decide
1)are you one of us?
2)are you stranger on the bus?
3)do you smoke cannabis?

happy birthday to you, user
happy birthday to you

What are you talking about, China is way more overpopulated.

Think ur smarter than god? He'd answer "that question; this answer"

Kek

is the idea of your existence just a mispelling of dog?

That's the joke bruv

Why do shitskins exist

are you, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?

How are you? :)

holy...

The only things I want answers to are mundane, trivial, worldly things. I have no interest in asking about truth. I know truth already.

Bone cancer in children, what's that all about?

questions are a spook

What do i do to guarantee myself a spot in heaven?

I believe he wrote a book about that.

Does jelqing actually work? Like, REALLY?

Yeah but that was ages ago, he might have changes his polices since then

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?