Are you ready to leave this shithole?
Nasa discovers new exoplanets and stuff
Henry Morales
Brody Cox
>nasa
It's fucking nothing. They need to actually explore space or be eliminated.
Michael Cook
>At about 40 light-years (235 trillion miles) from >Earth, the system of planets is relatively close >to us, in the constellation Aquarius.
>Are you ready to leave this shithole?
yes
Kevin Richardson
>Tidally locked
boohoo it's fucking nothing.
Luis Taylor
frame-shift drive charging.
Michael Adams
Yeah! Let's just get in a spaceship and start exploring empty space!
Connor Gray
>TFW we keep getting swiped left on cosmic tinder and alien civilizations keep rejecting our dick pics and cries for attention
The culmination of human scientific effort so far is shooting off "PLEASE LIKE ME" messages into space and finding planets that might contain space pussy we can beam our dick pics at.
Cameron Sanders
Yeah! Let's just waste funding trying to create worthless clickbait!
They could at least work towards going somewhere. They aren't even doing that.
Matthew Diaz
"The sky vanished like a scroll that is being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place."
Revelations 6:14
We're going nowhere.
Adam Watson
Do they actually know what the planets look like? or are those renderings just bullshit for the masses?