30

>30
>going to die a virgin

books for this feeling?

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life didn't get better after I lost my virginity

Isn't that Constantine?

just buy a hooker lol

casa girl, some beaut with a tumblr

I'll never do that

I'd cut off my genitals for a gf to cuddle and love tttt (to tell the truth)

I know, she used to post here, before she converted, if I'm not mistaken.

do you have a gf

My diary desu

Some hookers will let you cuddle them.

What should I do

I don't know what to do

Not currently, but I've certainly had gf's before.

describe the experience

this. I got when one I was 17, but now I'm 22 and haven't had sex since.

read a Portrait of the Artist. Stephen is that lonely adolescent who's always thinking but too paralyzed to act in the real world. Joyce and Stephen Dedalus both lose their virginities to hookers so there's no shame OP.

Fluctuates between extremely addicting in terms of affection and comfiness and sexiness, to very uncomfortable, burdensome and tedious.

Constantine still posts stupid shit here. The last gem was "I wouldn't trust the biblical commentary of someone who hasn't live ascetic" in refference to Scott Han.

oh yeah I think these people all lost it to a prosti too, so what's your excuse OP?

James Joyce
Mussolini
Leo Tolstoy
JFK
Napoleon
H.G. Wells
possibly Nietszche

Who's Scott Han?

A theologian who writes a lot of biblical commentary.

converted to what?

Larperdoxy

Eastern Orthodox

that's a pretty girl

I'd say so too if I didn't suspect it was a he.
Rumours have it Constantine is a tranny and my trap detector isn't as fine tuned as it should be after 3 years in this shithole.

imagine a girl like that pining for you, biting her lip whenever she catches a glimpse, organically meeting and building a rapport, flirting, blossoming into a fully fledged relationship waking up to the scent and warmth of her long raven hair, hearing her yearn a little as you embrace her from behind, she turns and rests her head on your fully myofibrially developed chest, rolling out of bed to use a $200 electric toothbrush and rembrant toothpaste on your 32 pearly white teeth, strolling into the kitchen of the conspicuously good studio apartment to rustle up sunday morning omlettes throwing away the leftovers into your recycling as you chug 2L of orange juice out of the carton because your cooties don't matter here and no more mommy with lettuce in your hamburgers wireless internet package deal cable TV men's health subscription anti dandruff conditioner fresh laundry and dry socks brand new duvet covers pinecones in bowls tickets to the show respect intimacy communication companionship with mutual requited love

He would still be pretty.

youtube.com/watch?v=hN5X4kGhAtU

I've never once seen a convincing trap, and that's a 100% female.

Hollebecq is your man, pic related is about exactly this feel.

I often get fooled, unless it's really obvious.
Makeup camouflages a lot of male features.

This is actually a genuinely good piece of writing. But it's also a shitpost. I feel conflicted.

thanks

just get a gf, duh

do you have a gf
what does she like about you

it doesn't look like a trap at all to me senpai
damn, that's a quality prose shipost actually

The look in the eyes, the overall way the face is shaped, expression, emotions conveyed, etc, stuff like that always gives dudes away. Those just can't be faked or covered.

If there's more than the face showing, then it's easy mode.

definitely nietzsche

Bukowski was a virgin until 25.

Buy models by Mark Manson. Day bang by Rooshv.

Dedicate a portion of your day to working on social skills. They are a skill like any other that can be developed.

Find and read books on social skills. Make sure you check out mfa on reddit to get some understanding of how to dress.

Hygiene is critical. No neck beards, shower daily. Get a modern haircut.

Hit the gym. Do this for you, but realize how you look influences how people categorize you.

Ok i'll bite, I just wanted books not this just world fallic bs man, seriously no offense but its actually worthless advice for guys in my position

I'll check the book out thanks

bullshit, "wow he has such great social skills" said no girl ever

>reddit
man

Shower? haircut? you're blowing my mind right now - like do you realise how fucking condescending that shit is? do you really think I dont shower?

??

Hit the gym? this is groundbreaking, I could write essays on this but I'lll just leave it at sarcoplasmic hypertrophy is a net negative.

mate, I'm a virgin at 30 - the boat has sailed, I'm just trying to deal at this point, I've heard it all and done it all - it's just not in the cards for everyone, no matter what r/TRP tells you.

I was assuming you were a fedora.

You most likely have terrible social skills and attitude.

You haven't been passed over countless times over the years by pure chance. You have a defect in some area. Fix that defect and you'll get laid.

You're a coward for giving up.

Fear and Trembling

...in Las Vegas.

Start reading analytic philosophy so as to abstract from real life as much as possible. Actually any philosophy will do. Delillos characters are pretty lonely individuals and he doesnt make them edgy nihilists. Try to find a free version of the starveling online.

Shit, I need this shitpostbot now.
Is the code available?
>pic unrelated

Kekegaard

>throwing food into the recycle bin
Fucking dropped. Kill yourself.

meant compost but I was in the moment please like me im sorry

>he reads analytic philosophy

There's no faster way to destroy your brain cells.

Here's the kind of shit analytic philosophy takes seriously -

>Let me remind you that a necessary condition >is one that must hold for anything to be an >example of concept x. For instance, for >person p to be correctly designated as a >"sister," that person must necessarily be a >female and necessarily be a sibling. The >fulfillment of these two conditions together >sufficient to guarantee that p is a sister, and >therefore the necessary and sufficient >conditions give us what might be called an >essential definition of the idea of a sister.

Daily reminder that you can NEVER sperg harder than analytic philosophy. It's nothing more than a combination of the worst aspects of merchants, STEMfags, and community college professors in one unholy union of autism.

My Twisted World by Elliot Rodgers.

why would I want to read the puke drivel of some coddled hapa who jumped out of his pram because he couldn't get a white girl?

hahaha

Read theology and realize you are a better person for being a virgin than the rest of impure creatures.

Realize you have the right to treat non-virgins like shit because you are a superior creature.
You are, the ultimate gentleman.

>cuddle and love
degeneracy

That's not what theology will tell you. Virgins aren't better than non virgins. It isn't exactly a category of what is better.
A virgin can indulge in massive amounts of pornography, op probably does and the married man can have 35 children and be perfectly virtuous.