Recent purchases thread, but write a poem for another person's stack telling them how good/bad their stacks are

Recent purchases thread, but write a poem for another person's stack telling them how good/bad their stacks are.

There once was a freshman with matted down hair
Who posted on Veeky Forums and read in his lair.
He posted and posted, gave occasional looks
Longingly over to his pile of books,
Which he said he would read in the upcoming day,
But which coming day he never would say.
So he posted and posted and took pictures too
Of the books on his shelves that he'd never gone through;
He bought more and more, stocking them like food,
But they never were opened 'cause he was a pseud.

*snaps*

upboat desu

i'm a sophomore you DUNCE

include me in the screencap for r/Veeky Forums

Oh! Oh!
Do me next!

You didn't expect me to take you seriously, did ya?
I'm appalled that you stack books with vidya.

Me leí Meridiano y 2666

Obras maestras.

Ambas demandan paciencia y tiempo, pero son experiencias muy enriquecedoras.

Bolano and McCarthy are a good start
But put your books and your games far, far apart