Sitting on the public transporter

Good memendo, friendo :-)

>sitting on the tube
>qt satan asks me what I'm reading
> paradise lost

>sitting on the bus
> qt Hegelian asks what I'm reading
> world as will and representation volume 2

>Riding my horse which will later go on to crush me beneath its massive body
>Last man comes up to me and asks what I'm reading
> thus spoke Zarathustra

>sitting on the public transporter
>short-haired qt antifa asks me what I'm reading
>The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass

>sitting on bus
>qt quadruple amputee asks me what I'm reading
>Invitation To A Beheading

>sitting on the public transporter
>a frog asks me what I'm reading
>a shitty meme thread on Veeky Forums

>black people using public transporter
>living in a place with black people

Very nice!

Women love domination and that shit, you should have called her a coon, told her to fuck off back to Africa and given her a backhand, guaranteed pussy soaked

as if some illiterate refugee with an IQ of 75 has ever read a book, let alone some faggy french meme book for 14 year old pseuds

>sitting on the public transporter
>aesthetically pleasing classicist/reactionary madam asks me what I'm reading
>Futurist Manifesto

>classicist
>motorized public transport
Pick one (1)

i get it

that's a good beckett story i read that this summer when it was dark :)

>beautiful Nubian

boi spuisssiii

>anyone talks to me

look what you were reading.
you deserve.

you sound triggered

>sitting on a bus
>Veeky Forumstard asks what I'm reading
>comic books

>sitting on the public transporter
>plato asks me what I'm reading
>homer

>sitting on the agora
>socrates asks if I know what I'm reading

>sitting on the bus
>Schopenhauer asks what I'm reading
>She Comes First on my rented iPhone

I see you still live eith your mom in the suburbs
You'll make it to the city one day, user.

underrated

>>qt 3.14 indiean girl
nice meme

>beautiful nubian

Interesting.

>sitting in the park
>beautiful Cadillac asks me what I'm reading
>Crash

>walking through the marketplace
>diogenes asks me if I'm a honest man
>spill spaghetti
>'y-you too'
now I've replaced him as the town weirdo. Fuck.

>tell Josef K to come with me
>he asks me why
>kill him

>sitting near the yellow river
>qin shi huangdi asks me what im reading
>buries me alive

>Hunting some waterbirds
>Wet-hat, shut-eyed shepherd asks me what I'm doing
>Tell him to fuck off, none of his business
>Waterviper jumps out the water and kills me

>tfw

Bravo, user. Best one yet.

holy..... i want more

>old nonwhite hags
>beautiful

>sitting on the bus reading
>Jesus asks me what I'm reading
>The Antichrist

>on the bus reading
>exterminator asks me what I'm reading
>The Metamorphosis

>sitting on public transporter
>qt american dream asks what I'm reading
>Death of a Salesman

>old

No old women are beautiful, of course.

>sit in bus
>cute girl gets in
>throws an apple to me
>gets stuck in my back

Old for women is over 16.

I've always wondered about this part. How the fuck is it physically possible for an apple to get stuck in his back?

Exoskeleton you idiot.

Really, it would be too hard and flexible for an apple to break it or else it wouldn't be able to support his weight, but that's irrelevant. I'm fairly certain he was already very thin and sick by then, so of course his exoskeleton would have also deteriorated.

I always assumed it got stuck between two segments or between his wing cases.

>sitting on the public transporter
>big breasted, cute Jewess asks what I'm reading
>Mein Kampf

Maybe, but wasn't the wound described to be festering?

That part confuses everyone. I think at that point his shell wasn't completely solid yet. Usually takes some time for young insects shells to get properly hard.

That book is filled with symbolism though, might just be in their to be weird and dissociative. Kafka likes to do shit like that.

The city is terrible, user. Don't try and trick people into falling for the same trap we did.

>sitting on the my black galley ship
>the fairest ivory armed godess asks me what I'm reading
>Iliad

>sitting on the public transporter
>qt Left-Hegelian asks me what I'm reading
>The Ego and His Own

>buying a book from a merchant in Athens' agora
>qt tall fair-haired and large-breasted Macedonian asks me what I'm buying
>3rd Philippic

>shitting in the public restroom
>qt in the adjoining stall asks me what I'm reading
>Gravity's Rainbow

>sit in comfy family railroad car
>cute Karl Marx liberates seat next to me and asks me what I am reading
>Atlas Shrugged

>sitting on public transport
>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>A Walk to Remember

>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>etc....

>sitting on the public transporter
>beautiful intellectual looking girl asks me what I'm reading
>Manga

>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>qt alzheimer's patient asks what I'm reading
>...
>...
>...
>...
>stewardess asks what is stinking so much in my cabin

underrated

>sitting on the public transporter
>beautiful Jeremy Bentham asks me what I'm reading
>Groundwork of the Metaphysic of Morals

K E K
E : : E
K E K

>sitting on the public transporter
>beautiful blond sorority girl asks me what I'm reading
>My Twisted World

There's a gap between the thorax and abdomen where the two segments form a joint. If the insect were human sized, that gap would be large enough for an apple to get stuck in, if thrown, probably slightly damaging the exoskeleton. The wound festered because the apple rotted.
You plebs don't know shit about bugs.

biggest JUST in history jajajaja

>>sitting on the public transporter

disgusting

underrated

heh

That's Hitlarous, I did Nazi that coming.

back to breddit with you

fick dich du hurensohn

>sitting on the public transporter
>a very sincere gentleman asks me what I'm reading
>Cracked.com on my iPhone

>sitting on the public transporter
>a fucking privileged cishet white male asks me what I'm reading
>Harry and the Idiom of Leg Stretching by J.K. Rowling

well done avoiding the no discernible talent low hanging fruit

>objecting to the use of verbal false limbs
You fucking ableist pig

>sitting on LONDON tourist bus
>affable gentleman ceases communing with God to ask me what I'm reading
>The Greeks

>sitting at the caravanserai
>qt Averroes asks me what I'm reading
>The Incoherence of the Philosophers

>sitting on the public transporter
>hooknosed jewish princess asks me what I'm reading
>The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

I was actually reading An Essay on the Inequality of the Human Races by Arthur Gobineau at university yesterday, but nobody said shit to me. Most people don't care.

>sitting on the public transporter
>big titted, middle aged woman asks what I'm reading
>'Theatetus'
>I pronounce it 'tit-etus'
>she awkwardly looks away, gets off the next stop

>buying gas like a cuck
good goy

14*

...

Good taste user

>>random arab
Nice phrasing

I don't see a problem here?

>tfw I have never in my whole life talked to a stranger on the public transporter device

Who is that gentleman in your picture?

kek

>sitting on train
>DFW asks what I'm reading
>Harold Bloom

>me reading on train
>myself is asking what book i read
>sad man dostoevsky
>nabokov_in_boxer_gloves.jpg

>sitting on public pentagram realm distributor
>big breasted, cute demon asks what I'm reading
>Behead All Satans

>sitting on the public transporter
>dog comes up and asks me if I'm reading
>say "yes"
>dog tranquilizes my leg and I torch him with a flamethrower
>now I'm on the run